I woke up the next morning to screaming. I got up and walked into Ava's room, tired of everyone at this point. I froze as I saw Ava in the Corner with Asch yelling at her to... dress him?
I sighed and walked over before grabbing his horn and pulling him back. "Back off, would ya?"
They looks at me like I just sucked his dick or something, all flustered and shocked. "Look I don't care why you're looking at me like I just fucked him in front of y'all but you need to learn manners."
"First off..." Ava started "I agree, second... you also need to learn manners!"
"I know manners, I just don't use them with you." I stared at her.
"Uhm... what's a "playboy"" Noi asked as he stared at my shirt.
"Y/N!" Ava yelled as she realized what I was wearing.
"What? It's what I grabbed."
"I thought you got rid of that type of stuff."
"Why would I do that? I love playboy."
"Just... cover up!" She threw a sweater at me.
I shrugged and put it on. "Anyways... what the fuck did I wake up to."
"The human promised she'd help us change." Noi said.
"YEAH! THAT DOESN'T MEAN CHANGE YOU!" Ava yelled
I took a second to process everything before sighing "Jesus Christ... I'm going back to bed.." I tried to walk away only for someone to grab my tail. I hissed and looked at whoever did it only to see Ava glare at me.
"You have more experience with guys than me! You have to help!"
"Bullshit!" I snapped and pulled my tail away.
"Y/N you have 2 younger brothers and 1 older one!"
"Ava." I said in a warning tone
"I'M SORRY!! JUST HELP ME! I'll do whatever you want!" she whined as she held onto my leg.
I groaned and pushed her off. "FINE! DAMNIT I'LL HELP." I yelled and walked away before returning with a bottle of Jack Daniel's vodka.
Ava smiled and tried to hug me. I put an arm out to stop her. "No." I said simply and opened the bottle before downing a bit. "Let's get this over with..."
"Alright! You get Leif and Asch, I'll get Pierce and Noi since Rhys figured it out."
"Cool." I grabbed their clothes from the pile. "Come on. I'll help you two."
They followed me to my room. "Why does it smell like smoke?" Leif asked.
"Cigarettes, they're things people smoke. They're shit for your body though."
"Why do you smoke it then?" Asch asked.
I stayed quiet for a moment. "Just... take off your shirts..." I groaned.
They shrugged and did as I asked. I stared at them before tossing the shirts and he dabbing one of my own, it was a Rob Zombie band tee Ava got me
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"Alright, dickheads." I took off Ava's sweater. "Follow what I do because I refuse to touch you two knowing that Asch is probably gonna be a prick and Leif is a pervert." I said simply as I pulled the Tee shirt over my head, watching as they followed, then I put my arms through the Holes telling them what to do.
In the end it worked... even if it took 45 minutes....
