Helluva Boss Rewrite

Helluva Boss Rewrite Season 2 Episode 7: The Date

The episode opens on Blitzo walking past his calendar with the current date being marked as "A with Verosika's Date." He takes the calendar off the wall and pull out his Phone to called his Employees.

Blitzo: Ay, You guys are awake yet? today's the day is I.M.P's Massacre Day where we kill many innocent people for our entertainment. In the meantime Get dress and get your gear on. We're about to have one Helluva party!

Moxxie: Got it, Sir.

Millie: On it Blitz!

Striker: Roger, Boss!

Verosika: Yeah gotcha, Blitzo.

[As Blitzo hung up his phone, he then put some tunes until he gets to backstreet demons. which begins to play no diggity. The Scene change to I.M.P. HQ as I.M.P. Begins to gear up to begin thier Assassin Massacre. As Blitzo use his rhombus-shaped gemstone to open the sparkling portal as they enter to the human world. As the Song Played Begins as Blitzo start the first verse.]

I.M.P. KILLING MONTAGE

Blitzo: ♫Shorty get down, good Lord Baby got 'em open all over town

Strictly biz, she don't play around Cover much grounds, got game by the pound ♫

Striker: ♫ Getting paid is her forte Each and every day, true player way

I can't get her out of my mind (Wow) I think about the girl all the time (Wow-wow) ♫

Millie: ♫ East side to the west side Pushin' phat rides, it's no surprise ♫

Moxxie: ♫ We got tricks in the stash, stacking up the cash

Fast when it comes to the gas ♫

Verosika: ♫ By no means average She's on when she's got to have it

Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in Can I get down so I can win? ♫

Blitzo & I.M.P.: ♫ I like the way we work it No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up)

I like the way we work it No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up, girl)

I like the way we work it No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up)

I like the way we work it No diggity, I got to bag it up (Get up) ♫

The I.M.P. absolutely murdering the shit out of every random people at various places, Dark Ally, Even at the rundown house where a group of teenage gangsters. as They stuff every corpse in the bag to hide the body. As they continued to go to there next objective.

Somewhere Else on the other side of the city.

Mom: My baby! Someone save my baby!

[The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash]

[Nearby, two men are carrying a pane of glass to a truck labeled "Pane in the Glass".]

Worker: Sure hope this glass doesn't break.

[The stroller not only breaks the pane of glass in it's path, but it also runs over one of the guys that carried it, injuring him as the glass pieces land on his backside.]

Worker: [glass pieces are on him as well] It broke!

[Now, the stroller is on it's way to an industrial facility. As we get closer, we see a guy pushing a ramp to the stroller's route with words on it that say "Inconvenient Ramp" with the "IN" part crossed out. A bird flies on one of the thingies and dies. On the way there, a guy is eating ice cream when the cream drops on the road. He picks up the cream and accidentally stops the stroller.]