*twerks cutely while my bald head
glistens beautifully in the sun**the sounds of heaven are heard
from above and jesus comes down
on a skateboard yelling :*" CHUUYA WILL LIVE! "
*my grandma does opa gangam
style dance in 2x and all the
archangels mew because they are
sigmas*' you.. are the chosen one. you
have infinite rizz. "
*jesus says, petting my bald, shiny
head.**i blush.*
" j-j-jesus-san.. what is
h-happening..? "" i'm rizzing you up, kitten
whiskers.. "*jesus says, doing the giga chad
face as he brushes my shiny
caillou ass head with a toilet
brush.*" b-b-but jesus-san.. aren't you
the ultimate giga chad ? "*i ask, tucking my non-existent
hair behind my ear*"i am just kai cenat..i have been
edging for ages.. are you here to
help me rizz everyone up ? "*i ask shyly,blushing.*
" you shall edge no more, kai
cenat.. for you have ultimate giga
chad fanum tax skibidi ohio john
cena sigma rizz.. "*jesus says, licking my caillou-like
head.**i meow.*
" you're so cute when you meow,
kitten whiskers.. "*jesus-san whispers.*