We ended the f***ing world!

The revenge that lead to the worlds demise

(Narration in lines)
(Contains strong language)

It was a normal Saturday morning, Daniel had stayed over for the night. Being awoken by the sound of an iPhone ringtone wasn't on my bucket list for a Saturday morning...

"Daniel your phone is ringing" I groaned.

The only thing covering his silence was the continuation of the phone.

I grabbed my pillow and made a long groaning sound as I hit him with it.

"Daniel!"

He shot up, scanning the room confused and tired.

"Your phone." I reminded him.

He sloppily routes for his phone, picks it up and answers it. Putting it on loud speaker as he does so.

"Daniel! Are you coming to the work party tonight at the drop?" His work colleague sounding enthusiastic, like he'd already been drinking.

"At the drop? That's in the moors and really far, I doubt I'd be able to get there and back mate." Daniel replies sounding a little defeated.

"We're all getting a shared taxi, you can hop in with us. You know you want to!" Very persuasive.

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"Yeah can do then, what time?" Bla bla bla Daniel.

I can't say I recall the rest of the conversation because as soon as he agreed, me being young and jealous, I was unhappy he said yes without A: inviting me to tag along or B: even asking me. Which now? Is not a big deal, but I have to be honest with the story.

Instead of communicating I went all moody of course and like a typical teenage boy he didn't even notice! The cheek. But I digress, Daniel then leaves soon after and I needed a new plan. I was not going to waste my Saturday while my boyfriend parties with his boisterous work colleagues and god knows how many women.
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I began brainstorming my options and although I was 18 and so was Daniel, majority of our friends were still 17 and unable to go out. I had to get creative.

After a long hard think and endless scrolling of Snapchat it hit me that my cousin was going out tonight with her friends.

My cousin is a year older than me and always took me out when I wasn't old enough to be out... don't tell the clubs we went to. But she is always there when needed and this was an emergency.

I scroll over to my phone application and begin calling her, she answers in a groan and I knew she had now also been woken up by a phone call early on a Saturday morning.

"Hello?" Very unhappily.

"Jess are you doing anything tonight?" My excitement bursting because I knew she'd be happy to get revenge.

"Yeah I'm going out? You wanna come with or something?" She asks.

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"Absolutely..." I fill her in on everything and within an instant she replies...

"Oh we have to get you out, meet me at mine for 6"

We pass our goodbyes and the time from 9 am to 6pm felt like forever.

I made sure to dress up the best I could, anything to post onto my instagram story and make Daniel jealous or even just the tiniest bit upset the way I was. After hours and a hot curling iron, I was ready. Each blonde strand in my head was curled to perfection and my outfit was tiny.