(I completely forgot about this book tbh. But now I'm back!)
1. "Your teeth look like corn" (me) "that's why you look like Homer Simpson" (GS) "I'm not yellow you fucking wet chuwahaha. Your head looks like an egg" (me)
2. "A bucket of spaghetti sounds really good right now" (DS)
3. "Leave me the fuck alone! I'm eating my cement!" (me)
4. "Do you guys still bite each others knees?" (me to GS and DS)
5. "I will punt you if you ever say skibidi again" (me to GS)
6. "Stop complaining that I got a girlfriend before you, you're fucking 11" (me to GS)
7. "You failed, you're a failure, Z minus bitch" (me to GS)
8. "Why can't I bring a jar a pickles on the plane?" (me to J)
9. "You have a second grade reading level" (DS to GS)
(These are the ones I remember from the last couple days)
daily cuss count: 47 (it's still morning for me but airports are confusing)
YOU ARE READING
Out of context stuff
Humorso, I've come to realize how many things I say at school could be totally misunderstood of taken out of context, so that's what I'm doing here. I'll be writing down sentences I actually said each day and you can come to your own conclusions. I'll al...
