1. "PUBLIC HUMILIATION BITCH!" (me to MB)
2. "*birth name* where's-" "wrong name" "right sorry. Spawn, where's the duck cage?" "Good enough, and it's in the living room" (convo between my dad and me)
3. "Yeah, she only has 18 toes now" (me to TQ)
4. "I'm feeling crapy, crampy, and cranky" (me to MAK)
5. "DONUT HOLES" (me)
6. "FUCK DOLPHINS! I FUCKING HATE THEM! THEY'RE ASSHOLES!" (me to TQ)
7. "STOP FUCKING SINGING! THIS ISN'T A MUSICAL" (me to TQ)
daily cuss count: 79 (not my fault)
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Out of context stuff
Humorso, I've come to realize how many things I say at school could be totally misunderstood of taken out of context, so that's what I'm doing here. I'll be writing down sentences I actually said each day and you can come to your own conclusions. I'll al...
