Call me hyung

Ep1

Welcome back to call me hyung. Some of you may be new some may be old but yk what all are welcome except for haters cause they got the first one deleted 😊. This will mostly be exactly like the old one except comments will be different and idk if I have all my ep's saved in my notes so some parts may change.

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Niki's mom: Niki
Niki: Ye mom?
Niki's mom: You're getting married (to me 💅 [Ddeonu: Take your delulu pills bitch])
Niki: ....Eh?

Niki stays silent for a while but then starts laughing
Niki's mom: Why are you laughing?
Niki: That was a funny joke. I'm off to school. Bye!
Niki's mom: Wai-
Niki closes the door behind him and goes to school (Niki attending school?! What weird universe is this?!)

//toim scip//

Niki dances as he walks into the house, the music in his ears being too good to resist (baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo 💃)
He dances into the kitchen and grabs something to eat before exiting to go to his room
Niki: AH! (MACARENA!!!)

Niki screams and almost falls to the floor in fright.
A handsome guy appeared in front of him, causing Niki to have a mini heart attack. (Honestly I'd have one too if he appeared in front of me 🤤)
Niki: MOM! SOMEONE BROKE IN!! (911 what's your emergency)

Niki goes into a fighting stance, sandwich still in the mouth
Niki: I ffow ow oo ffigh (ee oo!! [Ddeonu: Lemme translate for the poor potatoes who don't speak mentally insane person. Niki said I know how to fight and authornim said me too 🙃 thank me with mint chocolate)
???: What?

Niki's mom walks into the room, rolling her eyes at her son.
Niki's mom: Nishimura Riki! Stand up straight and greet our guest!
Niki looks suspicious but does as his mom says.
Niki: Hello intruder. Mom why should I greet the intruder? Shouldn't we be calling the cops here? (I agree. It's very sus.)

Niki's mom: He's not an intruder. His name is Sim Jake and here's here to get you. (TAKE ME HUSBAND!! [Ddeonu: Calm tf down he's here for Niki not you])
Niki: Ohh I see. A kidnapper! (DAN DAN DAAAAAAAN)

Niki goes back into his fighting stance and looks between the two
Niki: And my own mother is cooperating with him! I have only one escape! (RUN FOR THE DOORS MY SON!!!)
Niki runs around in zig zags as his mom and Jake stare at him in confusion

Niki's mom: It's locked
Niki stops halfway to the door
Niki: Damn. Well played (👏👏👏)
Niki's mom: Thank you. Now come back
Niki walks back to where he was standing before
Niki's mom: As I was saying this morning. You're getting married (to me duh 💍)

Niki: The joke? What's that got to do with anything?
Niki's mom: It wasn't a joke. Jake here is gonna be your husband.
Niki: You're marrying me off to a guy? Why?
Niki's mom: Before you were born your father and I had to make a deal with Jake's parents. We were is danger and they could provide protection. The price was that you had to marry Jake. (I'd marry him without the danger even needing to be involved 😌)

Niki: Before I was born? How'd they even know if I'd be suitable? I mean just look! I turned out to be male.
Niki's mom: I was already pregnant with you. They knew your gender.
Niki: And they still agreed? Dayem (at least they ain't homophobic 🤓)
Jake: I've had my men pack your belongings. They're already in the car. Please say your last goodbyes so we can go.

Jake looks all serious and professional
Niki: He's so cute and tiny~ Acting all professional and strong but I can tell he's totally an angel (yes he's just a wil pwooki pie 😚)
Jake: Shit! How'd you know? (It's written all over your face cutie patootie 🥰)
Jake pouts and Niki smirks proudly
Niki: Let's go tiny!

Niki hugs his mom one last goodbye and makes her promise to visit him at least once a month.
Niki's mom then hugs Jake too
Niki's mom: He may be young but he's a handful. Take good care of him and call me if he needs a good scolding

Jake nods and turns to walk out with Niki but sees Niki already walking out the door
Jake: Hey! Wait for me!
Jake grumbles but hurried to catch up with Niki
Niki: Come along now shawti! We don't got all day!
Jake: You act as if you're the one in charge here.
Niki smirks.
Niki: And you think you are? (🧎‍♀️your wish is my command good sir)
Jake gets chills at the domination in Niki's eyes (you and me both sister [Jake: I'm a man] Shush sister)

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Ok guys I know the comments aren't the same but I don't actually read my own ffs so I can't remember what I wrote 😭 anyways imma sleep now cause it's late asf and I gotta open all three dilemma albums tomorrow 😘 toodles poodles