Exclusive interview with Arrow!
PLAYER ONE: It is me, Play3r0n3, reporting in from, uh... reporter station. I am a battlefield reporter here to ask you about your army?How has this battle started, and how has it affected normal citizens of this fair country?
Arrow_narcissus: While It appears that this may be a distraction, I will politely answer your question- as I am a kind Arrowion, unlike... *shoots look at pseudo*Anyways, normal citizens have been cleared from the battlegrounds- however if they were to sneak back in, that would clearly be suicidal. Our powerful flamethrower has not only been slaying the enemy, but providing slash-and-burn agriculture for the landscape. We are not only right in our minds, but in what we do! Environmentally we are improving the earth, and intellectually, as we will win this Spartan spam!My army is very well, very few injuries, we will obviously win against these sad minions of pseudo's ;)
PLAYERONE: Thank you for this interview! I will be asking more questions as I see fit, and this interview will be up shortly in my new newspaper!
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