In land of Greece, in the north-west of Thessaly, in the depths of Mount Olympus, there is a base of the Olympic Five - the very first, unofficial mascots of the Olympics: Smokey the black dog, kappa named Kapa, the cartoon skier Schuss, the red jag...
Before you start reading, I want to warn you about something...
1. This is fan fiction, i.e. the characters are not mine, and I do not claim any rights on them.
2. The work may seem obscene and/or offensive to you because of the violence, the mention of sex, not politically correct phrases, and other things that are unacceptable to us, but not to our forefathers. But I swear it was done to show the personalities of the characters, not to offend anyone! I assure you that I have the highest respect for every one of the people.
Did you read it? Great, now read it a few more times and decide whether to read the work.
Decided? Thanks.
So, it should be a manga. A dark, twisted, hilarious, and sometimes even heartwarming manga, that will make you laugh and cry, and question your sanity at the same time.
But something went wrong, and I had to make a novel instead of a manga. I'm not saying it's a bad novel, but it's not the same. It's like having an amazing chocolate cake and then being forced to eat a salad instead. Sure, the salad is healthy and all, but damn, you wanted that chocolate cake!
This is not my first attempt to make manga. There was this one time when I was in first classes of middle school, The Future Belongs to Us. The plot is almost the same there, only different. I drew some pages of it, but then I got busy with other stuff, and it kinda fizzled out. But I still think I have potential. Maybe one day I'll draw something again.
But back to our sheep. I didn't make my novel for myself alone. I dedicated it to the people who contributed to its creation. Namely:
• Pierre de Coubertin, one of the founders of the modern Olympic Games.
• athletes of both ancient and modern Olympic Games who competed fairly, regardless of gender, nationality, and race.
• designers of the Olympic Games, who showed us the beauty of the cities hosting the Games.
• judges at the Olympic Games who do not allow themselves or others to make mistakes.
• Heracles, who (according to one of the myths) initiated the Olympic Games with one of his labors.
• Olympic (and Paralympic) mascots that have kept the peace for more than 90 years, both official and unofficial.
And of course...
You, Waldi!
Yes, yes, with you that the official role of the Games' mascot has appeared! And it is still passed down from generation to generation! And as far as I know, you are already 52 years old this year! Congratulations!
Happy birthday, wiener doggie!
Sincerely,
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