The episode begins with a wideshot of Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see his bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. A cuckoo clock featuring a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli under the covers
He punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before putting it away and stretching himself above Asmodeus.
Fizzarolli: Rise and shine, Ozzie!
Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Asmodeus, who lays back down.
Fizzarolli: Huehahahahaha!
Asmodeus: *groans* Ugh, again with the horn?
He turns in bed, covering his head with his pillow.
Fizzarolli: Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!
He blows the horn again.
Fizzarolli: M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas.
As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.
Asmodeus: You scheduled me during lunch?
Fizzarolli: Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in".
As he speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder.
Fizzarolli: But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!
Asmodeus: Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?
Fizzarolli: I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?
Asmodeus: Ahahahahaha— NO. Never again.
Fizzarolli: Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!
Asmodeus: Stoooop...~ Plus, Y/N's on his way over and I don't want him getting sick again.
Fizzarolli: OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!
Asmodeus: No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!
Fizzarolli: Burger time! Burger time! BURGEE TIME!
The two laugh together.
In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, which hits someone on the street. It was bad enough being hated by Lucifer, his wife, but to make matters worse now the princess of hell hated him and Asmodeus too. After what happened when they insulted both her boyfriend and girlfriend, Princess Charlie Morningstar punched him so hard that he went flying out of the building, and crashed into another building that completely collapsed onto him. The fact he did not die was nothing short of a miracle.
Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.
Fizzarolli: Yeah, yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today.
Asmodeus: About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?
Fizzarolli: Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So...
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Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)
AdventureBlitz, a classic demon Imp, sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together, they attempt to survive each other while running a start-up in Hell.
