Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

Full Moon

The scene opens on Stolas's mansion. Stolas wakes up in bed to his alarm going off and showing a broadcast of the pride ring weather forecast, that being a full moon, and the sky somehow being redder than usual. Stolas sits up and then pukes next to his bed, puts on his purple-ish bunny slippers, then shuts off his alarm

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Stolas places the rose back on it's bush. This transitions to a similar looking rose in a bush on Earth, where a mysterious looking mom picks up this rose with her baby. 'Unbeknownst' to her, the stroller rolls down the hill next to her at excessive speed. She quickly notices.

Mom: My baby! Someone save my baby!

The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash

Nearby, two men are carrying a pane of glass to a truck labeled "Pane in the Glass".

Worker: Sure hope this glass doesn't break.

The stroller not only breaks the pane of glass in it's path, but it also runs over one of the guys that carried it, injuring him as the glass pieces land on his backside.

Worker: IT BROKE!

Now, the stroller is on its way to an industrial facility. As we get closer, we see a guy pushing a ramp to the stroller's route with words on it that say "Inconvenient Ramp" with the "IN" part crossed out. A bird flies on one of the thingies and dies. On the way there, a guy is eating ice cream when the cream drops on the road. He picks up the cream and accidentally stops the stroller.

Mom: Oh, thank you! Thank you! How could I ever repay you?

Ice Cream Guy: No need, ma'am. I was just in the right place at the right time.

A glowing hand reaches to his wallet from the stroller. The guy eating ice cream walks off. The "mom" takes the stroller to a dark alley and kicks someone out of the cloak: Collin.

Collin: Did you have to hug him so hard? I'm at underwear level, you know, and that guy clearly hadn't showered today!

The mom takes off her disguise. It was Keenie all along.

Keenie: Oh, stop complaining. I had to sell it, didn't I? How'd we do, Cletus?

Cletus, who played the role of the baby, counts how much money they stole

Cletus: ...Not great. Let's set up for another run!

Collin: I don't know, Cletus. Doesn't this all seem a little... sinful?

Cletus: We've been over this! We are still helpin' people. We just provided that man with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic.

Keenie: After that performance, he's sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!

Collin: Is... that how it works?

Cletus: Don't you think eternal salvation is worth... 20 bucks and a Queesno sponge card?

Him and Keenie get puppy dog eyes as angelic music briefly plays.

Collin: I guess... it's just--

Cletus looks mad. He then starts crying as the sound of a baby crying is heard