ZAYUM !!!!!1

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After class ended, Beomgyu did not give back my pencil. So I'm gonna stalk him until he gives it back and then I'll hang him by his toenails! By then he'll have no choice but to marry me and stay with me forever.

I go to his locker after lunch and wait by it.

I go to his locker after lunch and wait by it

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These are our lockers. Pretty, aren't they? My locker is decorated with sparkles and confetti and bows. Here is what it looks like on the inside.

 Here is what it looks like on the inside

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I'm running out of space in it. Anyways, to prove I'm a real AMERICAN I lean on the lockers, because Americans lean on everything. Beomgyu finally approaches and pushes his hair out of his face elegantly. I wave awkwardly and cutely, because I'm a kawaii smol bean and super quirky. He speaks.

"What are you doing here?"

He asks and I reply.

"I'm here for my pencil."

I say nonchalantly. I don't care that I'm talking to him, because I'm super cool and talking to me is only a privilege. He fumbled cutely and reached down to his pant pockets and pulls out my pencil. Wow, he returned it in better shape than when I gave it to him. He's so hot. I take it back and stuff it into the pocket of my LuluLemon yoga pants, because I have yoga after this. That's right, YA GIRL keeps in shape. I giggle and then wheeze again, because I'm still terminally ill. I try to bite my lip but I can't because my buck teeth are poking out and blocking my lips. My lips are so full, I don't use lip filler though. Because only the girly girls do makeup, and I don't because I'm naturally beautiful with clear skin, with my blackheads, whiteheads, sebaceous filaments, fungal acne, cystic acne, hunchback and my permanently raised eyebrows. I thank him and start walking away.

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