Chris: Last time on Total Drama... Teams got gutsy, literally, when we brought the big guns, or should I say, big burgers? Ha ha. Bentley put some laxatives in the Fiery Foxes burger leading to Zariyahs part-time absence from the challenge. In the freezer Sam and Abby made somewhat small-talk trying to find a way out, which there wasn't a way, of course. Zariyah won for her team with the big help of a former contestant of Owen! Much to Abby's dismay. Speaking of Abby, she convinced almost everyone on her team to vote off Lilly, which backfired immediately when Lilly played the Chris Invicibility Statue! Abby is gone, finally. But we're not focussing on who's leaving today, we're focussing on who's coming back! Stay tuned, on Total! Drama! R-R-R-R-R-Reloaded!
[theme song]
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Chris: You might be used to this classic location of Camp Wawanakwa! But we're going somewhere a little more fancy and different.
[jump cut]
Chris: We're coming at ya from Playa De Losers! We'll catch some thoughts and we'll find out who's coming back to the game!
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[shot of the entire back of playa de losers]
[zoom in on Caiden preaching to Francesco who has a pillow over his ears]
Caiden: So then Moses parted the red sea, believing in you know who!
[Francesco gets up and leaves]
Caiden: Where ya going!
[Caiden sighs]
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[Emily and Alexander are in the hot tub]
Alexander: Getting eliminated might be the best thing that's happened to me yet!
Emily: I was mad at first but now that I get this life, I don't mind one bit. I also get to hang out with Alex. So life's good.
Alexander: Tell me bout' it.
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[Rob is eating some cheeseballs]
Rob: I was eliminated first, not much I'm gonna say. Other than Jaelynn and Skylar SUCK.
Kate: I know right, glad I beat the thoughts out of that little shit.
Rob: Don't know why they voted ya.
Kate: It's cause they're idiots!
Rob: Right.
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Total Drama Reloaded
Humor22 NEW competitors have signed up to participate in a homage to the hit TV Show, Total Drama Island. But, Chris is trying something new, now, he's aired it on adult swim. I don't claim to own Total Drama, or the characters used. fresh tv don't sue...
