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Mars overcomes his fears

It was another day in the solar system, well after Earth and Venus planned their prank on Mars. Mars and Earth were playing asteroid dodge once again. "Taake this!!" Mars yelled and threw an asteroid at Earth. Earth dodged the asteroid, grabbed his favorite asteroid, and launched it at Mars

Mars basically JUMPED out of the way as thr unreasonably fast asteroid went flying into the asteroid belt. "Awww, not again!" Earth complained as he watched the asteroid fly into the asteroid belt. "Really Earth? You just HAD to throw it so fast?" Mars irritatedly said. "Can you go get it?" Earth kindly asked. Mars looked at him like he was insane, "No I'm not going back in there!" Mars exclaimed, "I already told you about what I saw.." He whisper-shouted while basically hugging Earth. "And I already told you I don't believe you" Earth snapped back. "Now can you PLEASE get me my asteroid?" Earth asked with annoyed tone. "Fine!" Mars threw himself away from Earth and shamefully walked into the asteroid belt. "He better find that asteroid.." Earth said while putting his hand on his hip. Such an attitude Earth!

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Mars pushed through some asteroids and got into the asteroid belt. 'Alright Mars.. just get that stupid asteroid and get out..' Mars mumbled of course because he didn't want that THING (ceres) to jump him. How do you even get jumped by someone who is smaller than you? Mars looked quickly at asteroids before finding Earth's favorite. He quickly grabbed it and was ready to bolt out of there before he heard a loud laugh.

"Oh fuck." Mars said. His body immediately froze up. Something was telling him to run and get out of there, but another voice told him to face his fear. He never actually knew what Ceres looked like, so chances are he could easily be a small planet, dwarf planet. Mars looked around and couldn't spot Ceres. "Y'know what.. I'm not scared of you! So-so come out here and uh, face me!" Mars lied because he was still scared but wanted to sound tough. Another crazy laugh echoed throughout the asteroid belt. Suddenly, Ceres came running out of nowhere and to mars. Mars shut his eyes tight waited for Ceres to claw his face off, but instead, Ceres was running around him in a circle.

"Huh?" Mars was really confused. He thought Ceres was an aggressive dwarf planet. Ceres stopped running around Mars and then looked up at him with a :3 face. "Well he isn't as bad I thought!" Mars chuckled, ruffling Ceres' hair. He did not react good to that, because Ceres grabbed Mars' hand and bit down on it. Did I mention Ceres has really sharp teeth? Ouuuchhhh!
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"Pleaase Earth!!?" Luna begged Earth. "No Luna, I don't want you doing any sneaky shit." Earth said firmly. "After I found you and Titan MAKING OUT in the asteroid belt, yeah I'm not letting you guys hang out alone." Earth argued back. "It's final Luna, you either let me watch you guys while you see him, or you don't get to see him at all for the next month." Earth stated. Luna frustratedly sighed and walked away to go vent to Mercury I guess 💀.

Mars soon came marching out of the asteroid belt obviously proud. "Did you find my asteroid?" Earth asked curiously. "Yes! And I faced my fear of Ceres!" Mars proudly said. Earth softly smiled at him, but looked down at his arm to see a bite mark. "Mars, what the hell happened to your arm?" Earth worriedly asked. Mars nervously scratched his head, "I touched his head and he went feral.." Mars explained. Earth rolled his eyes and reached into his pocket, "Forget about asteroid dodge, wanna play cards?" Earth excitedly asked Mars, who nodded his head. See Mars! There's no reason to be scared of such a small dwarf planet!
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