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luna gets jumped

Luna sighed annoyedly as he watched Phobos and Deimos argue. "I WAS PLAYING WITH THAT ASTEROID FIRST!" "NO, I WAS!!" They squealed. Luna was asked by Mars if he could watch his two noisy moons since him, Mercury, Venus, and Earth were gonna play cards. Being the good and awesome moon he is, Luna obviously agreed to watch his moons. He didn't expect them to argue this much, but they're just like earthlings. Luna was taken out of his thoughts as Phobos and Deimos ran up to him, "LUNA! Tell Phobos that I had this asteroid before him!!' Deimos demanded, "No! I had it! You came and stole it!!" Phobos retorted. They began bickering again and Luna couldn't take it anymore. 'Okay, guys, chill out! How about you two play something else! Not including asteroids." Luna suggested.

Phobos and Deimos thought for a minute before nodding their heads, "Hmm, fine!" Phobos said. "But what can we doooo?" Deimos asked. Luna shrugged, "I don't know, you two figure it out!" He replied and waited for them to come up with something. As the smaller moons thought, they came up with an idea, "Oooo, I have a game we can all play!" Deimos announced. "What is it?" Luna asked curiously. "So, you run from us, and me and Phobos have to get you!"Deimos explained, "That sounds suuppeeerrr fun!!" Phobos exclaimed. Luna immediately shook his head, "Uh, no! I don't feel like running around today." Luna said. Phobos and Deimos both pouted and began to pull his arm. "Come onnn! It'll be fun!" Deimos persuaded. Luna pulled his arms back and sighed, "Alright, fine, I'll play with you guys." Luna said. The two tiny moons let out a 'yay!' and jumped. This is definitely gonna be fun!....

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Luna snuck around the asteroid belt, watching as Phobos and Deimos searched for him. "Where are youuu!" Deimos called out. "He's not gonna tell us, dumbo!" Phobos said loudly. Luna snickered at that response, covering his mouth so they don't hear him. Being the clumsy idiot he is, Luna unfortunately slipped on air, fell, and hit his head on an asteroid. "Ow!' He said a bit loudly while rubbing his head. Phobos and Deimos turned their heads and saw the larger moon on the ground. This was their chance! The smaller moons began to rush over to him, as Luna quickly got up and ran. Luna was being chased for a minute before he sped out of the asteroid belt and back into Mars' orbit. He stopped to take a breath, and assumed Phobos and Deimos did too. He assumed wrong, as they snuck up on him.

Luna took a few deep breaths before feeling something slightly heavy on his back. It was Deimos, who jumped on him! "Shit- Get off!" Luna yelled, trying to pry his hands off. Phobos helped his smaller sibling by grabbing Luna's arm and pulling him onto the non-existent floor. Luna was actually taken down pretty easily, which is surprising. Deimos rolled off of his back and stood on Luna. "Haha! We got you!" He proudly said. Luna nervously chuckled, "Yeah yeah, you got me... Now can you please get off my back?" He tried to ask kindly, but Deimos began jumping on him for no reason. Phobos watched and climbed onto Luna's upper back to jump too. Luna yelled in pain as his back was being stepped on repeatedly by two little gremlins.

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As Earth was playing with Mars, Mercury, and Venus, he heard Luna's yells and immediately whipped around to make sure he wasn't getting beaten up by other moons. Thankfully he wasn't of course! "Uhh Earth, maybe you should help your moon?" Venus suggested. Earth chuckled and shook his head, "Nah, they're just having fun!" Earth said with his eyes closed. "Really? Because now they're dragging him around." Mercury said with worry in his voice. Earth opened his eyes to see his moon being dragged around by Phobos and Deimos. "Uhh okay maybe they should stop now? Hey Mars, can you tell your moons to leave luna alone?" Earth asked Mars. He nodded and yelled for his moons to stop harrasing Luna. They quickly put him down as Luna laid on the floor in pain.

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"That was so fun!" Phobos laughed. Luna struggled, but picked his head up with a teary expression. "No it wasn't! You two almost broke my back" He said angrily. His back genuinely hurt like hell. The two smaller moons just laughed and went back to the asteroids they were playing with before. Luna put his head back down and waited for Mars to come back and get his troublesome little moons.

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can you guys tell I got lazy at the end

also SORRY for not updating this book I got caught up with the gc i made lol. sorry if this is written poorly I honestly came up with this out of the blue lol. idk what to do next for this...

i need to stop saying sorry so much lol