"Yoooo, nigga......NIGGA GET UP"
*I turn towards the door to see my roommate, opening my blinds*
"Bruh.....Watchu want man? I only slept for 2 hours and I got a headache......Watchu need?"
"First of all, get checked for insomnia. Also, did you sign up for class?"
"Nigga, what class? It's the summer...... I'm graduating next semester, let me chill."
*I roll over to get some more sleep, and obviously ignore my loud ass roomate*
"You still should sign up for summer classes!!! Early credits, early graduation."
*My eyes shoot open and lock onto my roommate*
"Luke........shut the fuck up with that shit."
"What I do?"
"Talk to damn much man. Just let me sleep. Please."
*Silence fills the room*
Oh, that worked. Yesssss!! Some lofi, a quiet room and---"
*New Email from advisor*
"I would like to meet with you next week. Your roommate told me you'd be staying on campus for the summer."
*Inhale*
"Luke.....Luke??......Luke!!!! STOP STANDING BY THE DOOR LIKE A PREDATOR, AND FUCKIN ANSWER."
"Damn Sean, I think the whole 7th floor heard that--"
"Why did you text my advisor?"
"Cause you don't have all your cr--"
"Cuh.... I'm gonna ask you again... Cause maybe you didn't understand it in English.......Why THE FUCK did you text my advisor?"
"Damn chill, I seriously just want you to have the extra credits. College was beatin that ass in the beginning, I'm just looking out for you."
You know what? He got a point, I was struggling pretty hard, but I made it.....I just want to relax man
"Preciate you bruh, I'm just tired and I'm trying to rest, can I just have my peace for atleast 2 more hours?"
"Why you asking me nigga? Im not ya daddy."
*I close my eyes, and turn up my phone*
Phone on DnD, Luke gone, door closed, music loud, time to rest
•40 min later •
"Sean, Sean!! I got you some food man here for the headache."
"Oh, thank you so much"
"Yea, you gotta start eating bruh, so them headaches could stop coming"
"I still don't know why I starve myself like th---I thought you said you brought back some food."
"Yea nigga, I got some Waffle House, wassup?"
"So you took yo black ass to Waffle House, and ain't get me shit, but a small ass plate of hash browns?"
"..........we can share the grits and the bacon."
"WeCaNsHaReThEgRiTSaNdThEbAcOn---man ion een want----fuck that I'm hungry, go 50/50 on the waffle."
"Hell nawl bruh, you can have those two pieces of
toast."
"Ima toast yo ass if you don't split the waffle."
"Sean..... Don't threaten me with a good time."
"........Ion want this shit no more."
Grown ass man buying Waffle House, but got me shopping for ingredients and shit, finna take my ass back to sleep
•30 min of sleep later•
*Knock knock* "Aye I left a piece of the waffle....Aye hangry ass nigga with the gummy locs, I left some food---"
*I get up, and shove Luke out the door and close it*
Finally quiet room, Hallelujah---
"Aye, the RA wanna speak with you. Get up."
"What she want? I'm halfway sleep bro."
"She said something about planning events over the summer."
"...... Blow ya breath in her face and if she don't pass out then I'll go"
