We start with an establishing shot of the Drawn Together house, as Ling Ling gets into his monologue:
"Ling Ling completed his 1,002nd Battle! My last two battles were with my severe alcohol and drug addictions! But now that Ling Ling sober, I can celebrate with a party! And I'm gonna invite my best friend, The Black One!"
-Ling Ling
Ling Ling goes inside Foxxy Love's room and finds her having sex with a Scooby Doo rip-off, them both moaning and groaning. Liquids spewing out of their orifices.
"Hello slutty black baboon, would you like to come to--!"
-Ling Ling
Foxxy then picks up Ling Ling and uses his as a flesh-light. Fuckin' hell man.
"Lang Lang?! That you?!"
-Foxxy
"UNHAND LING LING! HE SEEN TOO MANY HORRIFIC THINGS ALREADY!"
-Ling Ling
Foxxy puts Ling Ling down.
"Whatchu want boy?!"
-Foxxy
"Ling Ling wants to invite you to his celebration!"
-Ling Ling
"Awh.. not interested, got some more jobs to do! And if you don't plan on becoming a flesh light again, then get on out!"
-Foxxy
Ling Ling sighs before walking out of Foxxy's room.
"Eugh.. why yo thang look like that?!"
-Foxxy
"Sexually Transmitted DISEASES!"
-STD the Sexual Awareness Dog
"Oh! I should've known!"
-Foxxy
"And knowing's half the mystery!"
-STD the Sexual Awareness Dog
We then transition over to Ling Ling walking into the living room rather sad.
Xandir and Captain Hero are sitting on the couch, as Ling Ling hops on top of the couch.
"Hey Ling Ling.. you look really sad what happened?"
-Xandir
"Ling Ling have no best friend anymore..."
-Ling Ling
"Awh.. well, I could-!"
-Xandir
Toot comes inside, looking like a complete slob and drinking some alcohol.
"WHO CARES..?! Who cares about anything anymore?! Life's not worth it!"
-Toot
"Uhm.. Toot..? You always say that every morning and I'm getting just a LITTLE sick of hearing that.."
-Xandir
"I'LL CUT MYSELF! I'LL CUT ALL OF YOU!"
-Toot
No one at all seem concerned.
"...okay. Why are you so angry now?"
-Xandir
Toot starts to breakdown in tears as she runs over to the couch and crushes Ling Ling, along with breaking the couch's supporting legs due to her extreme fatty fat fatness.
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Drawn Together: Ling Ling's Best Friend
HumorLing Ling is trying to celebrate his 1002nd Battle Won, but none of his friends want to join him. Besides Wooldoor, the two grow a bond as Spanky grows jealous. Meanwhile, Xandir is about to get married to the President of Cuba, which makes Toot jea...
