"So.. What's it like being old?"
"Do you get a erectile dysfunction every now and then?"
"What's it like to have sex with only one arm?"
"Is it hard to do certain sex positions without your other arm?"
"One time I tied one of my arm's behind my back in a porn shoot just because I was curious to see a day in your like y'know?"
"Did you see it? I sent it to you."
Gun and Goo watched as the chairman rubbed his head in frustration hearing M/n throw many inappropriate questions his way.
The chairman on the other hand was starting to question whether it was the right decision to ask M/n to do what he planned for the male to take part in.
"M/n.. Stop." The chairman spoke, cutting off the other male's tangent.
"Fine! But you definitely need to answer my questions later." M/n replied.
Seeing M/n finally settled, The chairman decided to bring up the subject at hand.
"Congratulations on being able to secure many connections for Crystal's broadcasting company.. I heard you done very well.."
"Oh! Does that mean I can go celebrate!!" M/n exclaimed excitedly.
The chairman peered at him with a blank look.
"No."
"Ughhhhh!" M/n groaned falling back into his chair disappointment.
"Can I at least get laid?" M/n muttered glancing over towards Gun with a suggestive look.
Gun glared at the man who yet again peered at him with a perverted stare.
"No." The chairman and Gun stated in unison.
"You guys suck!"
The chairman rolled his eyes at his immaturity.
"M/n.. I need you to work alongside Kouji for a while to help him develop his black market knowledge overseas."
"Oh shit I forgot to get kouji's stuff." M/n muttered the moment he heard the purple haired boy's name.
The chairman rose a brow at the male's words.
"I-I mean like games and shit.. he wanted me to get him games from America.." M/n explained nervously.
The chairman gave him an aloof look not believing a word he was saying but chose to let it go.
"Well you will be helping him expand his knowledge on how the black market overseas works.. But I urge you to be responsible and try to keep a good influence on the boy.." the chairman said with a stern voice.
"Yeah yeah yeah. I know! Don't do drugs around him blah blah blah." M/n exclaimed getting up off the couch.
"Well time to go see my favourite~!" M/n said already walking away from the chairman.
Gun was about to stop M/n, but the chairman waved his hand towards him allowing M/n to finish the meeting early.
The duo followed the male out of the room.
(Time Skip)
"M/n! Why do you like Gun so much im way hotter!" Goo complained, slightly ticked off at the fact that M/n seems to be thirsting over his bastard partner.
"Because Gun's so babygurl~!" M/n cooed leaning towards Gun with a dreamy look as Gun sent him a glare, pushing M/n back into his seat in the back of the car.
