𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝙼𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚝 ( 𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞 𝚡 𝙵𝚎𝚖! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

ℂℍ𝔸ℙ𝕋𝔼ℝ 1 (•̀ᴗ•́)و

Bakugou's Pov

The oppressive fucking heat of summer seemed to stretch on and on. The room still felt muggy despite having the run-down shitty air conditioner cranked up to full blast.
A thin veil of sweat stuck to my skin.

Kirishima was next to me, studying history and Kaminari was settled deep against the sofa cushions as he slurped from a steamy cup of instant ramen, seemingly oblivious to the surrounding temperature
' seriously, these fucking Idiot asked me for help on math and he is EATING'

"Ramen's like the whole universe, y'know," he said between slurps. His words seemed to hang in the air.

It was me or shitty hair, dunce face was talking to but he knows that I will just flip him off for being a dumbass as usual but I still wanted to flip him off cause I am bored as fuck, but shitty hair beat me to it, so I stayed silent

" That's an awfully dramatic statement to make out of the blue , my friend" shitty hair said and should off his k9 tooth

Dunce face pointed his chopsticks toward us. A drop of broth lingering on the tip of them dripped onto the floor.

' yeah, I'm 100% making him clean that up later. Why is he so dirty like a pig, no wonder why he will never get a girlfriend'

" it's not dramatic at all ! Ramen 𝑖𝑠 the universe," he muttered. He shoved his chopsticks back into the cup of ramen and started swirling them around, mixing up the contents.

" Hell it is dramatic, dunce face" I gave him my signature look

" what I mean is, it's infinite. Out of infinite possibilities,they chose the most unparalleled finite set of ingredients and stuffed them all into one vessel."

I twitch my eye ' if only he brought his ass over here and study his math '

"yeah I not get it" shitty hair replied vaguely.

I thought about telling him, " You know, it's fucking possible that the universe isn't infinite so as your studies'' but decided against it. That might be too much information for his 3 brain cells.

he continued swirling his chopsticks around inside the cup as he went on, a hint of excitement in his shitty voice, "They cut off a piece of infinity and refined it into his perfect from. That's why ramen is the universe."

"okay..." Kirishima said

he wore a mid blue jean jacket with some emojis there. He looked almost like one of those irreverent, trend-obsessed gyaru boys, so to hear his waxing philosophical made snort a little to myself. Now that he'd said his piece, he was back to slurping up his noodles. I cast a sidelong glance him way and opened my book to resume studying. But then Kirishima ask a question that made me doubt of him smarter then Dunce face

"so is this the Universe too?" He held up his history book and shook it in the air.

'a shit, Dunce face infected shitty hair with his stupidity. At this point I will be surrounded by idiots' I sigh

Dunce Face shrugged " It is if you think it is, Kiribro."

"That seems awfully arbitrary." I said out loud

"it's not. That's just how it is," he said simply, then resumed slurping noodles, that is. Since he was once again absorbed in his ramen, I went back to studying.

we were currently attending one of UA club room to study, and that room was the school's literature club. There aren't a lot of members so they let us use this room but only 2 out of 3 of us are doing the work *coughs* Dunce face *coughs*.

"Oh! By the way...," he said, raising his voice as if just remembering something. Apparently, he'd finished his noodles and set the cup, still quite full of broth, down on the table. "Did you hear about the transfer student?"