you were walking down the woods. idk why tf u were in the woods u were probably searching for big foot or some shit.
and upon being in the woods u see a mysterious treehouse
"ehhehehe lets invade this persons privacy!!!" you thought
so you climbed up the ladder into the treehouse and broke the door with your fat ass.
"SUP FUCKERS!" you screamed out
no one responded...... u wondered why.....
maybe its bc... nobodys hoem....
"oh well im still exploring lol! surely i wont die!"
so you explored everywhere. your fatass decided to eat the entirety of the fucking pantry. and then you went to a living room...
Red splotches were everywhere on the floor, practically painting it red.
The scent of blood tickles your nostrils. "What the fuck..." you whispered.
Even the bed was splotched in red. And what you saw....
...was a little midget girl on her laptop with blood all over her hands
"Erm what the sigma!" you said
She turns to you "what the fuck r u doin gin my house?"
"Why is there blood everywhere lmao." You pointed at all the red spots on her bed
"....thats my period blood." She sweated.
"Period blood on your hands??" You questioned.
"...I was... masturbating?"
"Do you also use a knife to masturbate?"
"Yeah its my kink"
"Man your weird." You scoffed.
Her attention went back to her laptop. "You're*"
You sighed. "so like what do you do??? do you sit here on your laptop all day?"
"pretty much" she said deadpan
"fuckin emo" you nudged her
"i dont feel liek writing this furhther lol ill make a part two in like 12 years
