I had no fucking idea about what npcs i should pick to give some headcanons, since i don't have many for them i decided to pick a bunch of random npcs and give them 1-5 headcanons
Reddy
-Harbors a bunch of souls on his body, souls that sometimes take control of him. There's the racist soul, the black person soul, the schizophrenic soul, the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 soul, the british soul, the racist soul and many more
You don't want to know what happens if all take control of Reddy at the same time.
SlimYim
-Actually a human with a very fucked up anatomy due to being consumed by a parasite and also morphing with a gomball
-Could change his body size from big to small, depends if he's on his domain or not
-Licks anything he likes with that big ass tongue
-Really good at tongue kisses
(Badum-tsss)-The parasite grew in Miche's domain due to the place being desolate after his death, And now it's his own territory
(Extremely related to my headcanon that Miché got murdered by someone or some group of people)Fish
-Loves infodumping about the civilizations he saw fall and other ocurrences, especially with Prototype
That fella is a good listener
Jimmy
-A bit young to be working as a construction worker
-More light skinned than other mannequins
-Sex with Mark real
Folly
-Sometimes, she fingers people on their dreams for the shits and giggles
-Unfortunately, a black person.
-Minor favoritism for some of her victims
MR
-If he had a penis, DrRETRO would be his first victim
-Has some favoritism for PartyNoob, that man is the only soul this damned boulder had mercy with
-Might be the reason why some npcs can die and come back to life like nothing ever happened
(Related to my headcanon that some npcs die and revive for the funnies)Mozelle
-one of the only things that could kill Folly
-If she found out what happened what happened to Melanie, would relentlessly try to hunt down the perpetror, and would find out who did.
-Has tea parties with Jeremy
Gragh
-Another omnipresent entity, he's a same individual that's everywhere at the same time
-The Pimp Paint The Town Red
Enphoso
-Is related to MR amd MRManeuver in some way or another
-Knows about the glaggleland massacre and it left an irreversible mark on his mind
-Probably has the strangest fetishes
Buck
-Trevor Philips ahh voice
-Might or might not be a redneck
-Sab's cat
Dave
-A camp counselor like Sarah and Spud!
Mach n Cheese
-Literally no other purpose in life other than just annoying Mach and anyone related to her
-Does her pussy taste like cheese???
This nigga is literally called "The End" wtf😭
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