13 reasons why my dad left 😰
Sag: should i cut my hair?
leo: no
Sag: that was quick
Sag: but i REALLY wanna cut it
Aries: leo told me he likes that your hair reaches your ass
Aries: yk for when he hits it from the back
Libra: where's the respect?? (i'm with you leo)
Sag: shut up everyone
Aqua: how much would you cut it, Saggi?
Sag: idkkkk to my shoulders??? i'm in desperate need for a change
leo: let me change your last name then
aries: ew leo calm tf down
Gem: we get it you're whipped
leo: idk man i'm just being a good friend
libra: if you really wanna cut it just cut it sag if you end up regretting it it'll always grow back or you could get extensions
Aries: i was at the gym earlier and a girl farted while doing leg extensions
Sag:....
Sag: anyway thank you libs i think that's what i'll do!!
gem: for real dude?? did she realize??
Aries: she pretended it was me
leo: idk man i was there and i'm not sure who it was between the two of them
aqua: i will never go to the gym with you guys again
libra: lmao it was you aqua???
aqua: yes!! well no, it was aries that farted he just put the blame on me because his gym crush was watching
sag: ooh is it who i think it is?
gem: tf? who? why don't i know who it is?
libra: omg it totally was!!
leo: yup she was there
leo: she looked disgusted btw
gem: fucking hell who was it???
gem: guys
gem: don't leave me on read motherfuckers
gem: fuck you guys
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taurus: do you know who got tickets to see lana del rey bitches??
Scorpio: shut up, did you really?
taurus: no, that's why i asked who
scorpio: smh
scorpio: don't speak to me again
taurus: how could i not? you're my perfect cutie roomie
scorpio: cancer, how did practice go?
cancer: it went well... coach complimented me even but idk i'm stressed
pisces: you're the best on the team babe there's literally nothing to worry about
taurus: we'll talk later about how you just ignored me scorpio
taurus: pisces is right, cancer you're literally so talented
cancer: i appreciate it guys
capricorn: We should go out! It will distract Cancer and we haven't hung out the six of us in a while.
Pisces: totally!! i'm free at six
Cancer: i like the sound of that
Taurus: lets go to that new mexican place
Scorpio: i finish work at five so that works
Cap: Virgo?
virgo: yeah sorry i was just leaving the gym
virgo: six is great!!
cap: Perfect!
Taurus: are we just gonna ignore how Pisces called Cancer babe?
Cancer: YES STFU
cap: I found it adorable.
Virgo: guys leave them alone!! Pisces calls everyone babe
Virgo: right Pisces??
Pisces:... yes...babe
Scorpio: lmao Cancer's eye just twitched
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