the zodiacs' groupchats

ex's and bets

13 reasons why my dad left 😰

Gem: IT WAS VIRGO????

Gem: ARIES' CRUSH IS VIRGO???

Gem: How did i not see this coming???

Sag: You're kinda slow Gem 😔

Leo: fr he's very obvious in class

Aries: No i'm not??????

Leo: bruh this is how you look at her

Leo:

Libra: LMAOO

Libra: omg no wait i have the perfect picture
that represents him

Libra:

Sag: let's not get ahead of ourselves Libra

Sag: he's not so much of a levi...

Sag:

Sag: much better

Aries: i'm gonna enjoy killing each and every one of you

Gem: you'd have no friends then mate

Aries: you just wait till i find out who y'all are crushing on

Aqua: guys stop teasing him

Aries: thank you Aqua you were always my favorite

Aqua: He'll want to keep us out of his swamp if we continue 😔

Aries: you're the reason i go to therapy

Libra: no but seriously... your ex's friend?

Aries: it's not like i can help it yk

Sag: it's gonna be messy if you decide to do something about it instead of staring at her like a creep

Aquarius: do you plan on acting on it?

Aries: maybe idk

Gem: i say go ahead dude, you and Cap dated a year ago it's been long enough for both of you to be over each other

Leo: yeah just go for it

Aquarius: lmao look who's talking about confessing

Leo: what's that supposed to mean

Libra: ....

Libra: anyway, you should go for it but it all depends on whether she'd be okay to date her friend's ex

Aries: yeah idk i'll think about it

Aries: ty i guess 🙄

Sag: go crazy loverboy

Libra: not too crazy 🫡

Sag: c r a z y

Leo: c r a z y

Aquarius: simp

Hoe new world

Taurus: sooooo Cappy

Cap: what do you want

Taurus: who was that girl that replied to your tweet? ☺️

Cap: my friend Libra why

Scorpio: you have other friends?

Cap: rude? yes i do!

Pisces: she didn't mean it in an offensive way

Cancer: yeah it was more of a "my bestie has other besties? 🥺💔"

Scorpio: y'all have a deathwish or something?

Scorpio: never in my life would i use those emojis

Scorpio: disgusting

Cap: that's good ig? anyway, yeah we became friends when i was dating Aries

Cancer: wait a minute

Cancer: is your Aries the same Aries from Virgo's fart story?

Cap: not my Aries but probably?? how many Aries are there in our school?

Virgo: now that you mention it he did look familiar

Virgo: idk how i didn't realize

Virgo: this just makes it funnier omg

Taurus: can you give me her number

Pisces: Taurus! his pronouns are he/him and he is Cap's ex!! 😡

Taurus: I-

Taurus: i meant Libra's...

Scorpio: leave the poor girl alone bitch

Taurus: why you jealous?

Scorpio: nah i could pull her faster than you

Virgo: i think he meant....

Virgo: nevermind, carry on

Taurus: wanna bet?

Scorpio: sure!

Pisces: i don't like this

Cap: just sit back and relax pie! we've been in need of some drama

Virgo: Aries just followed me on twitter?

Cap: i take it back

a/n
i refuse to call twitter x 😝