Sugar sweet (soukoku)

7. Monday

(Nobody's POV)

"Hey- Dazai-San? You said I could talk to you on Monday about who you're married to, can I do that now?" Was the first thing Atsushi said to Dazai when he walked in late.

"Oh Atsushi! Actually I'm very busy right now, can we talk at lunch?" Dazai said, gesturing to the mountain of unfinished reports on his desk.

Dazai walked away and got to work for the first time in.. well the first time Atsushi has seen him so locked in since he was made a new member!

But, it was short lived because Dazai got to work late and soon enough, Ranpo yelled that it was, and in quotes, "EVERYONE THE BEST 45 MINUTES OF OUR DAY IS HERE, LUNCH!"

And then looked to Yosano something along the lines of "Hey Akiko can you take me to a candy store?"
No, she wouldn't she was to invested in all the Dazai drama.

"Um, Dazai-San? It's lunch time."
"Why yes it is Atsushi-kun! What can I help you with?" Dazai said, paying more attention to his bag he was currently rummaging through rather than what his subordinate was asking.

"Well since it's lunch time now I was go-" "Oh shoot!"

"Um Dazai? Is something the matter?"

"Sorry Sushi, I forgot my lunch. My husband's going to kill me for sure." Was all he answered with.

But before either of them could continue with their conversation, the one and only Chuuya Nakahara, walked through the door (Very casually might I add).

Kunikida started screeching something along the lines of 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE' and 'WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS'.

But all of that was ignored as he walked up to Dazai, dropped a bag in front of him and said, "You forgot your lunch at home dumbass."

"Yeah, sorry Chibi. I was in a rush this morning after I realized I was late." Was his (very unconvincing) reasoning.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. I have to get back to work, get home safely after work, I can't pick you up today." Chuuya said before oh so casually dropping down to kiss the man before he started heading out.

The moment the door closed and they hear a motorcycle start driving away, chaos ensued.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Was from Kunikida.
"Damn you have some good taste Dazai." Was what Yosano added.
"So it really was him.." Was Atsushi's reaction.
And Ranpo, well, Ranpo broke down laughing and was so close to just dropping to the floor to roll around.

Dazai looked at them all innocently as if the most powerful ability user in all of Japan didn't just walk in, give him lunch, and then kiss him in front of all his (husbands?) colleagues.

"You told him we were trying to figure out who he was?" Ranpo asked.

"Well, yeah. I tell him about my day every
Day. It was just too good not to tell him." Dazai laughed. "I guess me forgetting my lunch was the perfect reason for him to show up since he has some downtime today."

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