Episode 16

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(We See Luna and Ryan Talking) 

Luna: I can't Believe Imma say this But I actually feel bad for Quinn.. 

Ryan: Yeah I never thought I’d say that in my life.. Jesus..

Luna: WE NEED TO TAKE OUT ATHENA! 

Ryan: I AGREE! HER REIGN OF TERROR ENDS TONIGHT! 

Luna: YES! THE STARS IN THE SKY WILL NOT FAIL US! 

(See Athena watching looking worried) 

(Cut to Phoebe exiting the bathroom Athena appears)

Athena: BOO! *giggles* 

Phoebe: *pissed* Don’t scare me like that! 

Athena: Or what~ *boops nose* 

Phoebe: *groans* What do you want? 

Athena: You Need to help me get into the finale..

Phoebe: *eyeroll* And why would I do that? 

(Athena puts her hand on Phoebe’s cheek)

Athena: Please Darling~ 

Phoebe: *blushes* Okay I'm in~ 

(Athena confessional)

Athena: Woah~ not only is she awful, but even her cheekbone felt devious~ so Dreamy~ *gasps* 

(Phoebe confessional)

Phoebe: If Imma Teach Athena how to be the best total drama Villain.. Imma have to teach her the number one rule.. A Villain Never Trusts another villain~ *Snickers* I'm just that good. *Hair flips* 

(Cut back) 

Chef: *on loudspeaker* Now landing In Ontario!

Phoebe: *confused* Wait our home.. what? 

(Cut to the campers exiting the plane and realizing there at camp wawanakwa) 

Luna: *esthetic* OOH! THE ASTROLOGY  TOLD ME WAWANAKWA WOULD RISE DOWN FROM THE THE ASHES OF BURNING FLAMES AND BACK UP TO THE HEAVENS! 

Athena: Ugh since Your all on to me I am safe to speak my mind.. *pissed* NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT VOODOO WEIRDO! 

(Phoebe blushes) 

(Phoebe confessional)

Phoebe: Seeing Athena’s mean bone out and public for the whole time.. it looked.. Beautiful~ *dreamy sigh*

(Cut back) 

Luna: HEY! DON’T SAY THAT! WAWANAKWA IS A SCORPIO!! ITS SUPER RESILIANT BUT EXTREMELY SENSITIVE! 

Athena: OH MY GOD SHUT UP ITS AN ISLAND! 

Luna: Yeah *touches ground* an Island that was formed after a massive volcanic eruption on October 26th 981 BC! *gets enraged* SO IT HAS A SIGN AND YOU SHALL NOT DISRESPECT IT BIIIIIITCH!! 

(Everyone backs up scared)

Luna: the waterfall represents the centuries of crying Wawawankwa has done to make it to this point.. 

Phoebe: Okay.. I can't believe I'm saying this.. but where's Chris when you need him?

(Chris comes down on a jetpack) 

Chris: HELLO FINAL FOUR! 

Luna: *enraged* CHRIS IF YOU DARE PUT TOXIC WASTE BACK ON THIS MISUNDERSTOOD MONUMENT FOR SCORPIOS EVER I WILL- *says a threat not allowed to be said on TV* 

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