The Hogwarts professors, the Golden Trio, Voldemort and the Death Eaters react to Dark Lord Funk.
Suggested by Ejmcmoon
Me: Ok, first rule, no killing. And I know some of you *glares at Voldemort and Death Eaters* won't listen. So with my magical author powers, you literally CAN'T kill each other.
Ron: AW! But I was really looking forward to trying out this cool muggle contraption!
Me: Put it away.
Ron: 😒 Fine. *puts away gun*
0:03
Bellatrix: Is that supposed to be me?!
Voldemort: That's not a wand! It's a twig!
0:09
Harry: That is not me!
Me: They're actors for this video!
0:11
Ron: Who's that?
Me: Voldemort.
Harry: Why does he have a nose?
Me: Because the actor didn't split his soul into seven.
0:18
Snape: Are they dancing?
Me: What do you think they're doing? Funny twitching movements?
0:22
Voldemort: That guy sounds nothing like me!
0:29
Harry: Luck?! It wasn't luck!
0:35
Hermione: This is very disturbing.
0:48
Ron: WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THAT?!
0:53
Harry: Am I just sitting around there?
0:58
Dolohov: Hehe, he made the loser sign.
Me: Dolohov? ITS YOU!! I HATE YOU!! YOU KILLED REMUS!! WAIT TIL I GET MY WAND! WAIT, WHERE DID I PUT IT!! FORGET, LETS DO THIS MUGGLE STYLE! *tries to strangle Dolohov*
Bellatrix: Restrain her!
Me: Nope, nope. Ok, I'm cool, I'm cool.
1:04
Dumbledore: Harry looks so confused.
1:15
Bellatrix: I am a great dancer.
Voldemort: ...
Bellatrix: BUT NOT AS WELL AS YOU, MY LORD!
1:29
McGonagall: OKAY, WE GET IT! WE'RE WATCHING!
1:35
Hermione: Where are they now?
Me: I have no idea.
1:47
Dumbledore: Voldemort, you look stupid.
Voldemort: What did I do?!
Dumbledore: Read the books.
1:49
Harry: Ugh, Nagini.
1:55
Harry: *spit take* HAHAHA!! IS THAT VOLDEMORT WITH CURLERS?!
2:07
Hermione: Is that me?!
2:18
Grayback: Why do I have curlers in my hair.
Me: I hate you, shut up and watch.
2:33
Harry: I'm dancing on the newspaper!
2:40
Flitwick: THIS AGAIN?
3:04
Sprout: Your fondness of that snake is creepy.
3:17
Ron: There's no way we would just be standing around and starring if Voldemort was really there. We would be shooting spells, fighting.
Me: It's just a video.
3:27
Bellatrix: Do you see what that says on the drums? The Tom Riddles? Who's Tom Riddle?
Voldemort: ...
3:32
Dumbledore: Death Eater night club. Have you ever been there, Severus?
Snape: -_-
Harry: Why is he wearing the Sorting Hat?
3:36
Harry: Aaaaaand now he's break dancing.
Ron: I just realized, what are those weird accents they have? It's like the one you have.
Me: AMERICAN AND PROUD!!
3:43
Hermione: Is that a Ravenclaw banner I see? And a Gryffindor and Hufflepuff? In the Death Eater night club?!
3:44
Ron: Why are we just dancing?!
3:50
Voldemort: Ha, he terrors at Potter.
3:58
Harry: Hehe, poor Filch.
4:03
Hermione: ????
4:08
Harry: Woah...
4:16
Ron: There's Filch again.
4:33
Voldemort: YESSSSSS!! SLYTHERIN WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!
Harry: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: It's not real Harry, calm down.
Question Time
Me: What do you think?
Snape: It was horrid
Other professors: Agreed.
Hermione: I hated it.
Ron and Harry: Same.
Bellatrix: Very strange.
Death Eaters: ...
Voldemort: ... SLYTHERIN WINS THE HOUSE CUP!
Me: Ok.... then... So you guys know the drill. Comment suggestions like videos and who you want to react to them, alive or dead. Nothing inappropriate, minor stuff is okay. DONT GIVE ME THAT WEASLEY TWINS LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! Anyway, one more thing, I'm really sorry, but nothing really crazy horror. Cuz I'm a wuss, I know. And I'm sorry for not updating lately. Okay, bye.
Harry: Who are you talking to?
Me: IM BUSY, HARRY!! GO SNOG GINNY OR SOMETHING!!
Harry: Oh yes!!! Ginny, I'm coming!
Me: Okay, bye then.
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Harry Potter Characters React
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