Cullen Wife Swap

CHAPTER 1

EDWARD'S POV:

I was playing the piano whilst everyone apart from Emmett had gone hunting. Emmett was upstairs in his room when I heard his thoughts.

Yes! I can't believe we got into wife swap. Shit, Edward's in the house. Better think of something else.

He then started to think of football.

"EMMETT!" I yelled and he came to the piano room in full speed.

"Yes Eddie." He said innocently.

"Firstly, do not call me Eddie and secondly do not pretend to be so innocent. What the hell have you done? Carlisle will be super pissed." I told him angrily.

"What am I going to be pissed about?" Carlisle asked as he walked into the piano room with the rest of the family.

"Go on tell them Emmett." I urged him.

"Ummm... I think I am good." Emmett said.

"Emmett thought it would have been fun if he signed us up for wife swap." I said as Bella made her way to me.

"WHAT?!" they all yelled in unison and looked at Emmett. It was silent for quite a long time until Rose broke the silence.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT YOU BIG LUMP. DID YOU EVEN THINK HOW CARLISLE AND ESME WOULD FEEL ABOUT THIS?!" Rose said hitting him on the head.

"Now where is that letter?" Rose asked her husband, and he passed her his phone with letter opened on it.

The letter had said:

Dear Mrs Cullen,

We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted into Wife Swap, which is due to the video that you had submitted to us. You will be swapping with Lucille Benson tomorrow. The camera crew and limo will be coming at 10AM sharp. We'll see you tomorrow.

Yours faithfully,

Wife swap

"Emmett, the letter said a video? What video are they talking about?" Esme asked him.

"I had to do a video entry to apply for this. Do you guys want to see the video?" Emmett asked us to which all nodded our heads.

"The video better be good, Em." Claire said. We had found her when she had come to Forks for a holiday. We knew that we had a sister, but she had been taken by the Moors who had an enmity with vampires as well as Carlisle. We had found her with her husband Shane and best friends Michael and Eve, and they have been living with us since.

Emmett ran up the stairs to get the video. He was back down a couple of seconds later and plugged his camera into the tv and started the video.

"Hi, I am Esme Cullen, and I am a stay-at-home wife. I clean the house when my kids are at school and in my free time I either go to the garden centre or spend time with my kids, I am also into interior design. Come on, let's find the rest of my family." Esme's 'voice' said as she made her way into Carlisle's office.

"This is my husband Carlisle. He is a doctor in Fork's General Hospital but still makes time for his kids and me, but he is a workaholic. This is my eldest son, Emmett." A picture of Emmett flexing his muscles appear.

"He is 19 and a prankster. He is in a relationship with Rosalie and is the brother of Edward, Alice, Michael and Claire. And this is my eldest daughter, Rosalie." A picture of Rosalie reading a fashion magazine appears.

"She is 19 years old and is the beauty of the family. She is Jasper's twin and the sister of Eve." Then a video of Alice dragging Jasper through the mall come up.

"This is my other daughter Alice, who is 18 years old and is a shopaholic and in a relationship with Jasper and the guy in the video is Jaser. He looks like he is in pain but that is due to his past and he also has emotional problems." A few seconds later a picture of Michael playing his guitar and Eve with her arms around his neck appear.

"This is my son and daughter, Michael and Eve. Michael loves to play the guitar and spend time with Eve. He is a loner and Eve is a goth. She either spends her time with Michael or her family and is obsessive about the things she loves." The video transitioned to another slide showing a picture of me on the piano with Bella's head on my shoulder.

"Edward is 18 years old and so is Bella. They are in a serious relationship for the past 7 years. Edward loves to play the piano as well as spending time with Bella or with their 4-year-old daughter. Bella is Shane's sister and FYI both Bella and Edward are depressed. Last but not least, my youngest daughter and son, Claire and Shane." A picture of them both popped up of them in the kitchen.

"They are both 17 and they both love each other a lot. Claire loves science and Shane loves to pull pranks with Jasper and Emmett. The only issue with Shane is that he has got anger problems and Clare is a geek, but both loves to be in the kitchen. Shane with his cooking and Claire with her baking. So, now you have met all of my family and I really hope you choose us to participate in wife swap."

Once the video ends everyone, apart from Rose and Esme, started to shout.

"WE ARE NOT DEPRESSED!" Bella and I shout.

"I DON'T HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!" Jasper screams.

"I AM NOT GEEK!" Claire shouts.

"I AM NOT A WORKAHOLIC!" Carlisle yells.

"I DON'T HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!" Shane screams.

"I AM NOT A SHOPAHOLIC!" Alice shouts.

"I AM NOT AN OBSESSOR!" Eve shouts at the top of her lungs.

"I AM NOT A LONER!" Michael yells.

"Now what?" Bella asks Esme.

"Looks like I will be going tomorrow but at least it will be a perfect chance to helps someone else's family if needed." Esme said.

"Rose and Alice, do you mi..." Before she could finish the sentence, Alice and Rose were already upstairs.

"Where's Nessie?" Esme asked Bella.

"She's with dad and will be there for a couple of days." Bella told her and she nodded her head.