Why in the name of actual fuck do teenagers have to be this complicated. Half of the boys don't understand that sitting your ass down and actually doing work will accomplish something (There is the other few boys that matured early, A.K.A. My friends). And don't even get me STARTED on the girls. For my school at the moment, the so called 'trend' is to ask to go to the bathroom and stay there for 45 minutes. Well, while I'm actually learning and getting shit done, you guys are gossiping in the bathrooms. And when we grow up, you're going to be scrubbing toilets, and I'm going to be living in a FUCKING MANSION.
And the fact that girls think it's cool to slather make up all over their faces, and tie their hair back so tight that their hairline is receding, is completely and utterly weird. Now, I don't have anything against make up. I use a little bit. But we're literally 14. Girls are going out of their way to get the attention of boys so much it's horrible. And there aren't even any good boys anyway. (I mean, I am gay, so I can't really say anything, BUT STILL).
And the boys. If they think saying 'skibidi toilet rizz ohio grimace shake' is COOL. Then I was definitely born in the wrong generation. Plus, I'm at a private school. I can't even start to IMAGINE what a public school is like.
There's this one kid in my year that is so dumb, it's actually hilarious. Like, for example, my english teacher would explain everything we're about to, and then that kid will put his hand up and go, 'Wait. So... what are we doing?' I swear to god...
I like how parents say 'The teenage years were my favourite! I was so independent, and I got to do lots of fun stuff with my friends!' is absolute bullshit. I've never met a single teenager who is enjoying their experience so far. So, if stress, sassy bitches, fucking annoying boys, and thinking over all the friends and life choices you've made so far is FUN, then I don't know what is.
There's this one friend that I have, that used to be amazing. She was/still is one of my best friends. But at the moment, she's making me figure out why I even wanted to be friends with her in the first place. Someone will make one TINY weird look to her, and she'll be like: 'I hate that person for LIFE'. And she always acts like she doesn't care, even if it's something you're really excited to share.
Parents are always complaining about teenagers being on their phones too much. But... if anyone else is like me, you just use your phone to get away from life. Because life is shit sometimes. And it bloody well better get better, otherwise, I'm out. I'm done.
Fucking teenagers.
Also I'm sorry about the language! I was in a really bad mood when I wrote this! I don't have anything against girls who wear make up! I think it's a great way to express yourself, I just think that natural face holes are more beautiful than unnatural ones :)
