Jungkook was completely puzzled as to why Lisa suddenly disliked him. He searched his conscience but couldn't think of anything he had done to make her dislike him, apart from occasionally "borrowing" the wifi from the dorm room across the hall.
That night, as Jungkook tossed and turned, unable to sleep, he gave the bundle of blankets containing the restless Jaehyun a kick and asked: "When do girls get angry for no reason?"
Jaehyun replied: "When you've hurt them."
Jungkook: "..."
"I'm serious," Jaehyun said, poking his head out from under the blankets. "Ask Doudou, I'm not an encyclopedia."
So Jungkook really did take out his phone and searched: Why do girls get angry for no reason?
Surprisingly, he did find something useful on a webpage full of ads. Jungkook read the following possibilities:
[She's sulking to get your attention and make you care more about her. Don't always feel so hard done by - it's actually a good sign that she doesn't see you as an outsider.]
He murmured under his breath: "She really likes you and is pretending to be angry on purpose because she wants your affection."
Jaehyun had stopped watching his videos and poked his head out again to tell Jungkook: "That's enough. What are you fantasizing about in the middle of the night?"
"It's more reliable than anything you've learned from your Japanese porn," Jungkook said earnestly. "It makes a lot of sense to me."
Jaehyun: "That's nonsense. Let me tell you, there's another reason girls get angry - they're on their periods."
Jungkook was momentarily lost for words. After thinking about it carefully, he had to admit that Jaehyun's guess seemed more reasonable than anything he had found online.
He quickly searched again: What to do when a girl gets her period?
**
The next morning, a text message popped up on Lisa's phone, from Jungkook.
Four words of straight man wisdom:
"Drink plenty of hot water."
Lisa: "..."
In the self-study room, Jungkook was exceptionally well-behaved. He had put a pink cushion on Lisa's seat and prepared a warm hot water bottle. As soon as she sat down, he placed the hot water bottle on her stomach.
Every time Lisa got up to go to the bathroom, Jungkook reacted as if faced with a major crisis, anxious and at a loss. His eyes even kept drifting to her bottom.
Lisa couldn't take it anymore. The third time he changed her hot water for her, she grabbed his hand: "Senior Jungkook, what exactly are you trying to do?"
Jungkook just repeated earnestly: "Drink plenty of hot water."
Miyeon couldn't help laughing out loud: "Senior, lili's 'special days' aren't today. You've got it wrong."
"It's not today?"
"No, her time of the month is at the end of the month, don't forget that."
Lisa finally understood what Jungkook was getting at. The seat cushion, hot water bottle, and solicitous behavior this morning were all because he thought she was on her...
Lisa's old face turned bright red and she ran out of the classroom.
How embarrassing! Nothing could undo this level of stupidity!
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