I Wanna Be Yours

1-5 Eetsway

Season One Episode Three: Eetsway

Darren, Amerie, and Honey looked up from where they
laid on the floor at the table that held what Honey had dubbed the mini map, Quinni sitting on a table next to them. Honey had decided after Dusty's party that instead of being around Spider or Ant she would avoid both boys as much as possible and push her feelings deep down. This lead to her sticking herself into the little trio deciding that Amerie had suffered enough and was forgiven in Honey's eyes. The three welcomed her into their group with open arms which Honey was grateful for.

Quinni spoke, "Amerie, I should've told you. I just thought it was some weird graffiti that some random had put there."

Darren added, "And now it takes an entire village of randos. I mean look at all the fresh little sluts getting up in here."

Honey pointed at one of the hookups, "This happened at Dusty's party. I unfortunately walked in on it." The girl grimaced.

" Who do you think is doing this?" Quinni asked.

Amerie sighed, "It doesn't matter who's doing it. That stupid freaking map ruined my life. I hate that there's a version 2.0."

Quinni jumped up, "Oh, wait." The girl slid under the table and added her and Sasha's name.

Darren gasped, "Sorry, what?"

Quinni giggled, "We're in a relationship. Obviously."

"After hooking up once, that's so textbook lesbian of you." they replied.

Honey poked Quinni in the side, "Look at you all in looooooove."

Amerie sat up, "Well I am never ending up on that map again. Romance is dead to me."

"What?" Quinni asked sitting up Honey placing her hand on the side of the table before she bumped her head into it. This caused Quinni to give Honey a thankful smile.

"I was obsessed with Dusty for like a bajillion years. And for what? I just ended up completely humiliated. I'm an idiot."

"Okay. So "idiot" is, um, ableist language." Quinni replied.

"Yeah, Amerie. Besides, what's the alternative, stitch up your mutt?" Darren said.

"Yeah, basically. I don't even want to think about boys
or sex or dicks for the next. However long it takes me to feel normal again."

Honey put her hand on Amerie's shoulder, "Ams babe I love you but I feel as though this is a bit dramatic."

Amerie looked Honey in the eyes, "Im serious. I'm not even gonna mazz."

Darren scrunched their face up, "Ew, that sounds like my worst nightmare."

Quinni pondered, "Well, how does someone not think about sex?"

"I don't know. I'll just train myself."

Honey's eyebrows raised, "Train yourself?"

"Yeah, every time I get a sexy thought, I'll slap myself in the face."

Darren rolled their eyes, "Mmm. That sounds super functional."

"Better idea, you could get a hobby." Quinni added being the most helpful of the group.

Darren leaned over to Honey, "Mazzing is my hobby."

"Gross!" She shoved their shoulder away.

"A different hobby."

"Yes! I will get a hobby."

Quinni smiled, "Yes!"

"I'll join one of those weird extracurricular groups they advertise on the noticeboard in the quad!"