Feanger Oneshots

Failed Team Building Exercise

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This is when they are emotions
Enjoy!
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The emotions were everywhere today. Some at the console, some getting refreshments in the break room, some in their rooms to get items to entertain themselves when they're not needed and others that are unfortunately stuck trying to organise their stuff because of Joy's organising system.

And when I meant by others, I mean just Anger.

Anger was currently about to burn HQ down from the absolute mess Joy made, or what she calls, "A joyous team building exercise!"

The emotion swears he's going to turn Joy into a piece of coal, which of course is where Fear comes in.

But now, he's stuck in the office like room where everybody's documents were. The red being was on his knees, grumbling as he looked through files after files for his own. "...That's Digusts...That's when Riley was obsessing over her imaginary boyfriend..." He shuddered at that one.

"...what the...are those photos of Val?! Specifically her hair?! That's gotta Envy...that little creep..." He grumbled.

The poor man was gritting his teeth and still going through all of these files and has yet to find his own. His wrists were sore and his patience was thinning as always. He was doing some breathing exercises Fear taught him to prevent him from burning the place down again...until he got a paper cut.

Anger jumped back and winced, flapping his hand. He looked down at saw the most disgustingly unorthodox file he'd ever seen. He picked it up. It belonged to Joy.

Never in his life had he ever been so disrespected by the ball of sunshine itself. He started to scream and his head was aflame. Everybody came rushing into the room to see what was going on.

With his head still aflame, Anger stomped over to Joy and shoved her file into her hands. "So you expect us to share ONE file cabinet and expect us to be neat when you can't even arrange paper into a file?!" He screeched, his hands clenched in fists. Fear walked behind Anger and tapped his shoulder to let him know he was there and as a response Anger looked back and nodded and then turned back to Joy, who sat there with a slack jaw.

After that short moment, Joy tried to defend herself, which at this point it was just babbling. Anger started to shake with pure rage and frustration. "Anger I did this so all of us can be connected!" Joy tried to reason.

"We already live in the same area, Joy. How much more connected do we need to be?! We have to wake up to your god awful accordion every morning!" Anger rebutted, his flames on the top of his head growing greater in power.

Joy kept on babbling and almost complained about how this was team exercise. "Ah...a team exercise? Well, I have a new one! It's called How long can Joy last while I STRANGLE HER!!"

He was about to pounce onto Joy before Fear made the great sacrifice of catching Anger and locking him in a tight hug from behind. "DON'T TOUCH ME!!" Anger yelled at the top of his lungs, squirming around, trying to get out of Fear's arms.

Joy and the others evacuated from the office as Fear tried to calm Anger from his explainable tantrum. "Anger please! This is not how you handle your fits!"

"Fits? FITS??? This is a reasonable fit! Joy has been messing with our stuff for too long! All in the name of "keeping us together" She's not going to keep together once I burn her hands off, maybe then she'd stop touching our stuff!"