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𝒮ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓉𝒾𝓂ℯ 𝒾𝓃 1992

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: oi ben we should start a band

𝓑𝓮𝓷: yes king! ~
but what do we call me

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: ummmm....𝒾𝓃𝓃ℴ𝒸ℯ𝓃𝓉 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓈

𝓑𝓮𝓷: oh yes yes yes! we should tell 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼 and see if he wants to play bass for us

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: 𝓸𝓴 𝓿𝓻𝓸... ❤️‍🔥👅💦

ℒ𝒶𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎 ℴ𝓃 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓅𝒽ℴ𝓃ℯ 𝓉ℴ 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼:

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: OI CREASE

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼: what...

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: me and ben want to make a band do you want to play bass

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼: ok ig...

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: OK BYYYEEEE!!!!

𝒮ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓉𝒾𝓂ℯ 𝒾𝓃 1993 𝒾𝓃 𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ 𝓉𝒶𝓁ℯ𝓃𝓉 𝓈𝒽ℴ𝓌

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: i felt leik it yeah yeah yeah

𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓫𝓻𝓸: you guys suck ass get fucked you little fucking masc lesbians

ℒ𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝒶 𝓎ℯ𝒶𝓇 𝓁𝒶𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝒶𝒻𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝑔𝒶𝓇𝒶𝑔ℯ:

ℬ𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈 𝒿𝒶𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔*

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: youuuuuuu waaiittttt tillll tomorroowwwwwwww

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼: OI OI OI....that sounds good we should continue with taht and make it into like a full on song

𝓑𝓮𝓷: OH! yes yes yes!! i'm going to squirt that sounds so cool!! 💦💦

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: ok gang let's go *𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓎 𝓂𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝓉ℴ𝓂ℴ𝓇𝓇ℴ𝓌 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝒶 𝒶𝒷𝒸 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓅

𝓐𝓑𝓒 𝓰𝓾𝔂: you guys are so cool we're singing you to a record label

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: FUCK YEA THATS MAD LAD

𝓑𝓮𝓷: squirts* while making this face : 😖

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼: BAKABAKABAKA!!! *starts shaking dreads that magically appear

(𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓎 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝒾𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝓃ℯ𝓈 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓈𝒶𝓂ℯ 𝓉𝒾𝓂ℯ)

𝓐𝓑𝓒 𝓰𝓾𝔂: maybe you guys should change your shitty ass name because this will be your last chance

𝓑𝓮𝓷: p-p-prostate posse 🤤

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼: shut up ben

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: yea that fuckin sucks ass-dicks

𝓑𝓮𝓷: u-uh ok

ℬ𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒾ℯ𝓁'𝓈 𝒽ℴ𝓊𝓈ℯ:

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: guys you know that you am i song that we like

𝓑𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼: yes

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: We should name it after that....or maybe that sliver song

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓶𝓾𝓶: name it sliverchair

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵: crease write that down

𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼: ok vro

*𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉ℯ𝓈 𝒹ℴ𝓌𝓃 𝓈𝒾𝓁𝓋ℯ𝓇𝒸𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉ℯ𝒶𝒹 ℴ𝒻 𝓈𝓁𝒾𝓋ℯ𝓇𝒸𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇 𝒷ℯ𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈ℯ 𝒽ℯ'𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈ℴ 𝓃ℴ𝓃𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓉*

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