Opening, Angeldust and Alastor are in a car
Alastor: Ah, another fine day of maneuvering through a sea of roaches. Ay, Angel?
Angel: Yeah, who would've known that when you steal someone's car, you get it for free!
Alastor: Ah, let's hit the town before I hit one of these fools in front of us.
Random man screaming
Screen shows the words "Angle & Allstar Hit The Town"
Transition to Angel is exploring the streets
Angel: Man, hell isn't half as bad as these West Coast streets. Finally, a way to get off this god forsaken planet. So now, posing in front of scum water feels appropriate.
Transition to Alastor is in a restaurant with Angeldust, looking at food.
Alastor: Well, it's no venison but it'll do!
Angel: It's about time I put some meat on these fluffy bones
Transition to Angel and Alastor sitting next to eat other
Angel: Eh, you're paying got me. Right, al?
Alastor: Hahaha! No.
Words pop on the screen saying "Date Time"
Jumpscare of two kids in a skeleton costume on two horses wearing a skeleton costume as well pops up on the screen
Transition to Angel and Alastor in a dimly lit restaurant (again?)
Angel: Sure is nice of you to finally take me out on a fancy date
Alastor: Date? No, no! This is just a place to dark for me to see you that also serves liquor hard enough to forget you're here
Angel: *coughs*
Alastor: You know, I never thought it would be possible for us to exist in a third dimension.
Angel: Yeah, I didn't think my head would look this good in 3D.
Alastor: Ha ha ha ha! Who said you look good in any dimension?
Laughing sound effects
Angel: Fuck you
Transition to idk where the fuck
Salesman: That's right, pancreas pals. Your dreams of clutching cartoon characters in your meaty little fingers finally comes true.
Transition to hell fires behind Angel and Alastor
Salesman: Pre-order the first ever Angel and/or Alastor plushies by August 26 over at
Transition to someone holding Angeldust
Salesman: Buying a big bundle of both boys gets you $5.00 dollars off production and shipping will take about 3 months
Transition to idk Angeldust in a mall??
Salesman: But it will be worth it when that soft hellspawn arrives at your unsuspecting domicile
Transition to inside every demon is a rainbow behind while the salesman talks??
Salesman: As always, your support is appreciated and all proceeds go to future hazbin endeavours
Transition to Alastor slowly creeping up on the screen
Salesman: As well as new exciting projects on this channel
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