Oh my God I hate reincarnation animes!! 🗣️‼️💯💯

Chapter poop weasel 😈👍

{welcome back to a new instalment of I'm going to throw myself out a window at sunset (not really) again thank you to anyone reading this mess it means a lot to me to know someone out there cares }

Suki and Midori where throwing hands like two girls in the back of a Denny's. Shit was going down, Suki gripped Midori's hair swinging her forward and blasting her air borne, this looked like a Harry Potter fight, or one of those "my oc can beat your OC because my OC is god and my oc-..etc"

Midori in retrospect was getting whooped beyond prepare. She was being swung like a cheap dollar store doll too and frow. All of her attempts at defense with plants burned to a crisp. There was no hope of Victory. Toyo was getting his socks off watching two chicks duke it out over the other calling her a slur.

Suddenly because of course I did this, a ray of light glows brighter out the window, and someone appears threw this confusing plot relevant ray. Toyo turned his fat ass head to look at it, thats more light than he's ever seen before. He only keeps his website's on dark mode and brags about it online.

This ray was beyond radiant the more it shone on the floor, the brighter it grew "I think you dropped a light fixture..." Oh wow dr Einstein decided to join our acquaintance. But sadly more characters have to join the plot.

From the light fixture merged a woman, we haven't gotten to dudes yet so deal with it. She was blonde with deep copper eyes witch glowed like Saturn. A sword outstretched in her arm as she glowed like the sun. Was every average hoe in the world this flashy? Did everyone need a epic introduction? Who's having these self aware thoughts it's definitely not Toyo the dorkasarus-rex of there.

She stood tall and mighty blade drawn at Suki, "Fight no more! I shan't have unfair violence in my guild! " Oh she talked like Shakespeare lovely. "Who is this man doing in my guild?! Speak now stranger!" Midori placed a hand on her "Sayuri calm down! This is Toyo he helped me in the woods! " Helped was a stretch. He kinda just carried her like a taxi in a odd position.

Sayuri looked at Toyo the meaning of the word "neet"(a dork who never leaves their house and lives a gross lifestyle) "if you help Midori you surely are a true warrior" he words made zero sense but whatever she has a nice rack. (Most misogyny ridden sentence I've ever written)

Toyo was pleased to hear other women thought he was cool, despite his plain boring appearance lack of personality and or skill. So basically normal protagonist. Suki scoffed "Sayuri she called me a slur are you literally defending someone who belittles others based on alienated groups?!" Suki had a valid point, Sayuri was dence like a rock.

"No she's fine your just weird " Sayuri to was a awful person who liked to bully Suki. Toyo was amused, and like many other is isaki (idk how to spell that shit) they all laughed at a unspoken joke. I hate this story so much.

Toyo was to social awkward to say anything else looking down at his hands and making a deez nuts gesture. Whilst the other women spoke, Suki still rightfully pissed wasn't as talkative as usual. "So anyways I was told about this like dragon thing over in yorkton. It's eating all of the villages crops" Midori spoke obnoxiously.

"Wow it's like a don't care!" Suki interrupted the two had serious beef, rightfully so if you ask me. But sadly I can't kill Midori or anyone yet so hold your britches. "We should do this heroic mission for the poor villagers stuck with the horrendous beastly drake" how much you wana bet she can resite Hamlet?

So anyways, after a long grueling discussion I don't care to type out, the four decided to go on the journey cause apparently Toyo was thrown into this trio "I suggest we ambush the dragon, and strangle it with Midori's vines while i burn it to death" solid plan. "ABSOLUTELY NOT" shrieked Midori cause of course she had to put her two cents in.

"How cruel would that be to a poor creature, I would never do such a plan and waste my potential as a plant user!" What a cunt. "It's a good plan why can't we just agree on something?!" Sayuri shook her fat head "Silence your quarreling girls, what if Toyo wants to speak!"

They all looked at Toyo with stupid eyes "Duh...kill it head on..with swords..uhh.." "How clever! He must have the mind of a genius!" Shouted Suki clapping. Midori was slack jawed with astonishment this world really was dumb.

And so like all terrible epic tales, they finally made their way to the destination of this evil dragon. Just from entering the town you could see this monstrous form. It's green scaly skin, it's sharp claws and dead eyes. Deeply starring into your soul with pure unbridled rage and malicious intent of destruction of all you witch loved.

Truly a cutie pootie. Sayuri raised her huge blade, a ray of light coming from the tip of the blade shining brightly, "Attack it whichever place to disable it, then go for brute force damage" her plan sounded dumb. "what about my magic? Shouldn't I be able to burn it and help you disable it Sayuri-"

"SILENCE SUKI!" Shouted Sayuri "We follow toyos genius plan not your attempt at attention seeking!" And so the trio charged. Toyo not doing jack shit as always.

(Sadly mores on the way lol)