Theo: Hey Matt?
Mattheo: What
Theo: Do you think voldemort is a virgin?
Mattheo: Seriously Theo? I'm his bio-
Theo: I was just wondering
Mattheo:I'm literally his kid, so yeah, he's not a virgin
Enzo: Imagine wanting to do the frickity-frackity with ol' voldy
Draco: Ah yes. The slytherin boys dorm: where we can talk about sex with the dark lord but can't actually say the word sex
Enzo: *throws a pillow at Draco*
Blaise: Doing the do with you know who
Theo: He who must not be laid
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slytherin boys, incorrect quotes
Humorbasically just funny little convos i think they would have with each other. also you might've heard these before, some are my ideas and some i got of pinterest/tiktok
