Blaise: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Mattheo: Finding the will to live
Draco: Seriously dude?
Blaise: .... i don't even know why i'm shocked tbh
Theo: I don't know what i expected but it wasn't this
Enzo: Please for the love of god, TEXT YOUR FUCKING THERAPIST
YOU ARE READING
slytherin boys, incorrect quotes
Humorbasically just funny little convos i think they would have with each other. also you might've heard these before, some are my ideas and some i got of pinterest/tiktok
