'I. NEED. SLEEP'

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Soyeon: well…. That just happened 

Jiwoo:..... How

Jangmi: I thought you two were the smartest 

Yoongi: well who said I’m social

Aera: does that mean you can get ARRESTED???

(RIN[my author name]: OK OK BACKUP arrested? Playback)

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Namjoon and Yoongi were standing in the middle of the police station, one was sweating like crazy(Yoongi) and the other was trying to calm him down while also panicking(Namjoon). 

Yoongi: do we HAVE to talk to them?

Namjoon: I mean how else do we let them know of the situation?

Yoongi: can’t we just hold up signs of something?

Namjoon: that’s giving protests 

Yoongi: well I’m not doing the talking

Namjoon: WHAT- I mean come on you’re the oldest here -pleeeaaase

Yoongi: what does my age have to do with any of this???

Namjoon: like everything

Police 1: ahem..

Namjoon and Yoongi paused their panicking session, snapped their heads toward the officer, and quickly but awkwardly fixed their postures

Police 1: is there anything we can help you boys with?

Namjoon: uh-

Yoongi: we have a kid

Namjoon abruptly turned to Yoongi with wide eyes at what he had  just said

Police 1: you what?

Namjoon: n-no what he um w-what he means is uh there’s this k-kid b-back at home and uh

The police officer looked at Namjoon and raised an eyebrow

Police 1: you have a kid at your house? As in your child?

Namjoon: NO n-no she’s not mine t-the thing is um

Police 1: yes?

Namjoon: well-

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Namjoon: WAIT, SIR, PLEASE THERE’S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING

Police 2: right and who did you say lived with you

Yoongi: there’s a shit tone of people in that mansion

Yoongi who had logged out after the dialogue he said and that stirred up some shit finally logged back in and realized how screwed they were

Police 2: namely?

Namjoon gave up and went on to name everyone who was staying in the house for the time being

Police 2: no parents?

Namjoon: they aren’t there so they don’t know anything 

Police 2: well then we’re going to be calling them and you boys will be staying here for now

The officer started walking away not letting the guys even mutter a word

Yoongi: IT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING WE WERE JUST NERVOUS

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