Phan one shots. A smutty dream

Dinner time (<)

okay this is probably going to be bad but oh well. Most of these will have smut. If there's no smut ill put 0. If there's low smut I'll put < if there's medium smut ill put = and if there's a lot of smut I'll put &.

Phil isnt back from work yet but I need him. Im so board. I really wish he was here. Me and Phil have been dating for three years now and I love him with all me heart. He just got a job and he isnt home a lot. I miss him. I decide to shoot him a text to see if hes coming home any time soon.

Dan: hey babe you coming home soon?

Phil: Yeah pretty soon. :)

Dan: fasterrrrrrr im board af bb

Phil: Im coming I just have to grade some papers and ill be right there

Dan: what do you want for dinner so I can make it and it'll be ready when you get here :D.

Phil: You ;)

Dan: That escalated quickly. Naughty boy you need to eat dinner before dessert.

Phil: Says who? I'm a grown man and I can have dessert when ever I want. And I'm going to have it as soon as I get home.

Dan: Were you trying to make me hard, because you've succeeded.

Phil: You said you would have dinner ready when I got home. Well its ready ;)

His text were making me want to fuck him so bad. We can save the love making for another day. Right now I wanted to hump the living shit out of him.

Dan: If you don't stop I'll start without you.

Phil: That's okay I like my dinner warm.

Dan: Damn it Phil stop it!

Phil: You wont be saying that soon.

I couldn't take it anymore. I pulled down my pants and laid down on the couch and starting stroking my self. I moved my hand up and down, thinking of Phil's mouth around me. "Oh fuck" I close my eyes tight in pleasure.

Phil: Whats taking you so long to answer? Oh danny are you touching yourself?

My phone goes off but I don't read it. I grip myself harder. Moving my hand faster causing me to moan Phil's name. I keep stroking hoping that Phil comes home soon if not hell miss the fun.

Phil: I swear to god if your done when I get there

Phil: honey I hoooome.

Phil: I in the elevator

My phone keeps going off. Im about to come when phil walks through the door.

"Bad bad boy" he scolds as I take my hand off myself.

"Im sorry but its your fault."

"Thats okay I'm gonna make dinner"

"Oh no no no you get back in here right now"

"Actually dan Im hungry"

"You fucking teas!"