New thought, why is the dating game different now a days? No seriously because, you can quite literally be like "hey" and the chat from then on is crickets. Like how the hell am I supposed to start the conversation like, "hey good looking, your something hot that's cooking." Or, dear fair maiden, I invite the to tea and crumpets at dawns time for an adventure of fun with a great feast." I'm not even being sarcastic and to be real what is more attractive about saying "howdy" like do whatttt... so you mean to tell me I could wink turn my head and say "howdy" and the conversation starts pouring in? How does that work. If you don't do normal conversation then it's interesting but then there's times when the "howdy" don't work so what do you try then. Like should I just send "8 ball" in I message? This is very interesting to me and now don't get me wrong I've had my fair share of talking lately but like come on man. I can't read minds and know what you want me to start off saying. I personally have only ever walked up to one girl and started talking to her and the rest is online. To be honest that may be where I'm going wrong. I think my next opening line is gonna be "what will it be fellas MUSTARD OR KETCHUP". That's an old need slapper there wouldn't ya say? I think that will do or how about "it sure is hot outside and you look like a fine tall glass of water". Thoughts? I'm gonna hang it up there but I think I'm either going with jokes or old English.
Thanks yall and I do say KETCHUP,
Keg
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