Now here's an adaptation of the best mother ever.
-Mom walks down stairs and looks out the window-
-sister walks down- Mom, what are you doing looking out the window?
Nothing, I thought I heard something
-dog walks in-
King what are you doing outside?
Anyone got a cigarette?
-Suddenly the mother felt terribly uneasy, and began to pray for his son and his friends.-
That stupid shit.
It's smokin time.