People Who Smell

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Today's hate is about people who smell.

Cmon! We've all been there! You're sitting down drawing or eating and the person next to you smells like a pile of crap mixed with bananas.

I don't know what it is with people not taking showers in the morning! I take a shower every morning, slap on some deodorant, and a little bit of body spray.

But this girl, who sits next to me... JESUS!

First of all, she has dandruff in her hair. A LOT OF DANDRUFF.

Second, She smells like shit. And she has a younger sister. Her younger sister smells like FRICKEN CUPCAKES! :D

And finally, her teeth. Equalling bad breath, cause her teeth are yellow and her mouth is always dirty.

I know, I know, who am I to judge people? But seriously, ask yourself. Would you really let yourself go out of the house dirty like that to soon have somebody using you as an example in a rant? I didn't think so.

I mean it should be a LAW to take a shower before school, and everyday.

Cause I don't like yelling Code Red everyday.....

"CODE RED! SOMEONE SMELLS LIKE SHIT! GET THE FEBREEZE!!!"

And there you have it. TAKE A SHOWER PEOPLE.

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