Surgical Hearts

Phase 1

MBBS First year

Welcome, fresh faces, to the med school grind,
Where caffeine is king, and sleep's left behind.
You'll tackle your studies with fervor and zeal,
But brace yourselves now for the raw deal.

First up, anatomy-scalpels and bones,
Dissecting the body, you'll hear lots of groans.
One wrong cut, and it's chaos galore,
You'll learn quickly, it's not like before!

Your textbooks are heavy; your bag's at its limit,
When you finally open them, you'll just want to quit it.
But remember, dear students, there's humor to find-
Like learning to pronounce "gastrocnemius" blind!

Lectures will drone on, your eyelids will droop,
You'll nod off in class-don't worry, you're not the only troop.
Just smile and pretend that you're taking great notes,
While daydreaming of beach days and long, cozy floats.

The exams will come faster than you can say "oh no!"
Panic sets in; your confidence? Zero.
But take heart, dear comrades, you're not all alone,
You'll bond over failure-your new kind of home.

Your friends will become family, through thick and through thin,
Sharing snacks and bad puns as the chaos begins.
In late-night study sessions, find laughter in tears,
Remember: your sanity's worth more than your peers.

So step into this journey, with laughter and grace,
Embrace all the chaos; it's part of the race.
For every late night and each coffee you chug,
Just know that your future's a well-placed hug.

Through trials and laughter, you'll find your own way,
Just keep a good humor for each wacky day.
You're destined for greatness, let that be your guide,
In the wild world of medicine, take it all in stride!