Remoratile
The week of my Lobola Negotiations! You heard that right, I agreed to do it. I am nervous to meet my Husband. I don't know which one of the 5 I will marry. Two of the Khumalo brothers are married so yea let's hope for the best.
Today was hectic I was running around like a headless chicken I had to go to MmaPhatswane to have my dress made on Monday. My uncle gave me his car, luckily I have a licence, so I have been running errands with it mara petrol ya tura waitsi?
My aunties came and all my cousins, Mbali is nowhere to be found hai!
The day after my outburst I went to Anathi to go apologize it really wasn't my intention to do that.
Today is Friday and I together along with bestie are gonna fetch our dresses, I am keeping it a secret for now.
Screams in Chinese!! I am really excited I won't even lie! Basadi ba di pitsa ba epeile bogobe le nama and everything, it is sooo busy! They slaughtered a cow and everyone is rejoicing and being merry. Love this for me keh sanaLwandle
Today is Friday and I just feel relieved this week went by fast, you blink it's Wednesday jiki jiki it's Friday. I won't lie and say I am not excited to see MaKhumalo wami I think I have fallen inlove with her.
On the other hand Omuhle won't let me breathe, long story short I blocked her. I am about to get married and I don't want anything that will associate me with sluts. I get ready for the day and head to one of the construction companies today because I received a call from my Pa, Tricia saying things are not doing good.
"Sir things are going bad worker's are allegedly on strike and refuse to work because they think they deserve raises in their salaries." serious? I came here for this when I could be preparing to pay lobola for someone tommorow. Am I not annoyed? "Uhm okay call in a meeting with all of them and we will talk about this on Monday" "Yes Sir have a great day" she walks out.
I drive to La Polca one of my clubs, dedeli gazi ka cane nje! I meet Mthoko there and we have a little chat about Makoti. Strippers tried to approach me mara ke gone boy nna nou so I don't really pay attention to them. I have a couple of drinks and we head to the Kingdom to have discussion about tommorow's events.
My uncles will headto the Masweu homestead and pay lobola and the following week I will have to marry her. Traditionally and Western way.Remoratile
The lobola day🤭!!
I sit in my room nervously as I pace up and down not knowing what to expect. The Khumalo's came here early in the morning Ka bo 7 and since then they have been negotiating my bride price I mean I am a virgin, I am a graduate, Ke pila, I can cook and bake I think a million nyana. Ka dlala.Soon after that I hear ululating and that's how I know that it was a success. The aunties barge in my room and sit me down. "Ngwanaka monna ga robale ka tlala", "Monna ofitlhela metsi ago hlapa ale ready", "Open your legs for him, even though you are not in the mood open it up! Don't starve him otherwise he will get it somewhere else!" she says and I giggle. After they brief me about marriage they tell me to dress up here is my outfit :
I look dashing hot right now Yoh bona Kere face beat, manala, miriri I am untouchable !!!! I take a couple of selfies and post them on WhatsApp.
Bestie walks in and she looks amazing ekarr go nyala yena. Her outfit :
"Tsala omotle byang!!!" she screams.
"Have you seen yourself ekar go nyala wena go fa" we laugh and take selfies.
My mom walks in and says it's time I feed my husband, Yoh finally I get to see him I hope he isn't ugly.
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MaKhumalo Wami
RomanceA 23 year old Remoratile Masweu living in the dusty roads of Rusternburg gets to have an arranged marriage to Lwandle Khumalo, could this be for better or worse? ALL PICTURES ARE TAKEN FROM PINTEREST THEY ARE NOT MINE!