Chapter 2: Goodness Lessons

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by Skull_Candy50

by Skull_Candy50

                                    
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A few weeks have gone by ever since Niles and SMG0 came back, Melony had an idea, she asked 4 if he could have Niles take some goodness lessons!
SMG4: Alright Niles, you ready for your first day of goodness school?
Niles: I'm only here because you said there'd be Cake.?
Mario: yea I fell for that too once
SMG0: look uh- Melony asked 4 and us if you could take some goodness lessons!
Niles sighs and looks over at 0
Niles: fine. But I'm only doing this for Melony's sake.
SMG4: Alright! Goodness lesson #1. You see someone drop their wallet :) ... Mario drop the wallet.
Mario holds out, and drops the wallet. SMG4 then turns back towards Niles
SMG4: What do you do?
Niles soon picks up the wallet, offering it to Mario
Niles: uh.. hey, you dropped your wallet.
Mario: that's not mine. :/
Niles: what? But I just saw you drop it.
Niles soon tries to give the wallet to him again
Niles: Here..
Mario: but it's not my wallet!
Niles: it is yours, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Mario: return what to who?
Niles sighs, soon pulling out Mario's ID 
Niles: are you... "Mario Mario?" Wtf why is both your first and last name Mario?-
Mario: Yep
Niles: and This is your ID.
Mario: yep
Niles: I found this ID in this wallet, and if that's the case this must be-
He puts the ID back in the wallet, offering it to Mario once more
Niles: YOUR wallet.
Mario: that makes sense to Mario
Niles: ...Then TAKE IT.
Mario: But it's not His wallet!
Niles tossed the wallet on the ground, soon strangling Mario as his eyes turn red with a white 0
Niles: OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER- TAKE THE WALLET RIGHT NOW OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF-
SMG4 & SMG0: NILES NO-

Mario survives and soon they spend the rest of the day teaching Niles to be good.