Chapter 3: MEME HUNTERS

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(this is a time skip because I'm not writing everything that happens before now but with just Niles and 0 in it-)

It was a normal day like any other, SMG4 was building something near the Showgrounds Castle, Meggy and Niles were just on a walk when they saw this

Meggy: hey SMG4! Chatcha doooin'? :3

SMG4: Tourism! :)

Niles: TERRORISM!? :D

SMG4: Tourism..

Niles: oh..

They stare at each other for a second.

SMG4: Anyway! I've been building a new attraction! The Showgrounds has been Too Quiet and needs some more visitors!

It soon shows 3's coffee shop empty and has cobwebs on it, a rat walks by and 3 notices

SMG3: BUY MY COFFEE!!! >:(

He soon starts to chase the rat with a giant coffee cup

SMG4: So I devised this SUPER EPIC PLAN to raise tourism in the Showgrounds!

Meggy: Wow, that's great! What are you building-

SMG4: THAT'S SECRET! SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!! >:[

Niles: huh, okay. Anything we can do to help?

SMG4: actually, I DO need help with something!

4 soon pulls out a Duplicator, spawning a whole bunch of weapons above Niles and Meggy

Niles and Meggy: AAAAAHH--

They soon get crushed under the pile of weapons, soon both poking out of the pile

Meggy and Niles: WHAT!?

Meggy: What Exactly ARE We Doing??

It soon immediately transactions to 4, Meggy and Niles on a boat wearing helmets and each having their own weapon

Meggy: ...SMG4, are you making us go to war with another country again?

Niles: hey, I don't mind war

SMG4: No, not this time! Look!

4 points to an island in the middle of the ocean with a donkey Kong head carved into the mountain with a bunch of rare memes on the island

Niles: DONG ISLAND!?!

SMG4: Yep! So you know it too? :)

Niles: Of Course I Do! I created this place Along with the Internet Graveyard! These memes are here for a reason, they shouldn't be tempered with---

SMG4: Which is why this is home to the SPICIEST memes imaginable! And we're gonna catch'em all! >:]

Niles: THE HELL!? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!

Meggy: ...you brought us out in the middle of the OCEAN, with BARBARIAN GEAR, to go to a RANDOM ISLAND, to help YOU HUNT MEMES FOR YOUR SUPPER SECRET PROJECT!?!

Niles: HEY! This island is NOT random! >:(

SMG4: Yes. :)

Soon 4 begins to drag Meggy and Niles both onto the island and into the forest of it

Niles: I'm gonna Fucking kill you when this is all over.

SMG4: Look! Over dere! :3

It soon shows a whole bunch of rare memes in the same place of the forest, wondering around and acting crazy 

SMG4: Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen...?

Niles: wow.. it's been so long since I've been here.. brings back memories...

Meggy: 🤨

4 then pulls out a nest to catch them

SMG4: AND THEY'RE ALL GONNA BE MINE...

4 soon starts chasing towards all of the memes, Niles sighs and drags his weapon on the ground 

Niles: this is one hell of a way to spend my Saturday.

Meggy: same here buddy.

Meanwhile there's a giant rooster meme trying to eat worms, 4 runs towards it and tries to throw the net at it, which fails miserably 

Rooster meme: ... BOI, I SAY BOI, YOU MISSED IT! FLEW RIGHT OVER ME! YOU COULDN'T HIT THE SIDE OR A BARN WITH A BLAST LIKE THAT BOI I SAY--

The giant rooster continues to speak as 4 tries to get the net back, but the rooster slaps his arm off, soon pointing at 4 with a rocket launcher

Rooster Meme: NOW PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU BOI-- >:[

SMG4: AAAAAAHHH--

It soon cuts off to Meggy and Niles, Meggy is on the lookout for memes while Niles has been catching them very successfully, Meggy looks over at Niles, surprised on his he's already caught so many 

Meggy: wow Niles, how were you able to catch that many already?

Niles: it's simple! Despite memes being aggressive, it's only in self defense. You just gotta win their heart over first!

He soon gets down on one knee, leading a small knuckles meme towards him, holding it and showing affection greatly

Knuckles meme: do you know da way?

Niles: aww, hi there wittle guy, you're the sweetest one out them all! :3

He offers the knuckles meme a treat and soon catches it in the ball, Meggy soon looks around and sees a meme in the distance, a small white cat

Cat meme: mew.

Meggy: Aww!! AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST WITTLE GUY! :D

She starts petting the cat meme all over it's head

Meggy: You Silly Little--

Meggy soon touches it's belly, making the cat mad, the cat soon starts speaking in Japanese(I think)

Cat Meme: It appears you've touched my belly...

The cat soon grows long legs and an arm, petting Meggy 's head

Cat Meme: Since we both know this was an accident, I will allow you to live just this once... There won't be a second time...

The cat turns back to normal, leaving Meggy traumatized... Meanwhile with SMG4, trying to move a giant red bird, but again has no success.. soon leaving Niles, Meggy and 4 doing everything they can to move it.

Meggy: Ugh! This isn't getting us Anywhere! We need a better method of capturing them.

Niles: did you forget what I just fucking said?-



(You all get the idea of what happens next-)


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