the extra 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 eightsome (a tale of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ball)

the extra 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 eightsome

Seventy three thousand fans watch the footy sigma soccer game, Man U versus AS Roma. As the game progressed, Rasmus Højlund and Paulo Dybala found themselves always chasing the ball together. Handfuls of fans have been noticing how unusual this was, and how this has never happened before. There were quite a few famous people who attended the game, such as singers Damon Albarn and Graham Coxon, Joost Klein and Ski Aggu, and Formula One drivers George Russell and Alex Albon. Damon has always been a huge fan of soccer and has played before, despite being quite terrible. George Russell was a huge fan of Man United so he brought his wife Alex Albon to the match.
The game progresses and suddenly Rasmus starts sprinting towards the ball, the same time Dybala was going for it on the opposite side, and they slam into each other and end up kissing. Rasmus thought it was a little silly for that to occur on the soccer field, as fans gasped at what they have witnessed. Dybala also felt a little shocked as that interaction happened, but he enjoyed it, as he thinks, I like em younger... especially the blonde twinks 😉. Rasmus thinks to himself, "uh what just happened I feel 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.." The two men pull away and Dybala ask Rasmus,
"Well, uh, would you like to keep going? I have to admit, I loved that with you."
"Uhh, I thought that was uh very pleasing, I would love to continue." Rasmus replies.
The two men lean back into each other and start kissing again, this time more vigorously. Rasmus forgets that he has to bend a little bit over because Dybala is so small, petite, and coquette; he's only 5'10" whereas Rasmus is 6'3". Dybala tries to stand on his tippy toes like a pretty princess, but Rasmus is being his knight in shining armor and bends down for him.
"GYATTTTTTTTTTT!" Damon yells from the stands.
"This is so skibidi! :3" says Ski Aggu.
Damon leans over to Graham and asks him, 'Baby, I have a bright idea for us to spill oil all over Dybala and Rasmus! They can oil up and take their clothes off."
"Damie, I don't think that's a good idea, we have a chance of getting kicked out." Graham replies, worryingly.
Damon doesn't really care what Graham's opinion was, as Damon just went to Aggu, Joost, George, and Alex instead. Graham turns into an emo nonchalant baka dread head.
"Guys, I think we should pour oil on Dybala and Rasmus so they can oil up!" Damon asks the group.
"🫖 🇬🇧 Pip pip, I think that idea of yours is brilliant! Alex, what are your thoughts on this clever idea of Damon's?"
"I think it's splendid. We should all join in." Alex replies.
"Oil up 😏😏😏😼😼😼" Joost 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴il𝔂 says.
"This is so skibidi gyatt livy dunn baby gronk ohio rizz!" Aggu says excitedly.
"I already set down gallons of rizz oil in the stands. You can start oiling Dybala and Rasmus while I have a private chat with Grahammy poo." Damon says. He walks over to Graham and notices how depressed and baka and nonchalant he's acting.
"Graham, I'm sorry, but we have to oil up. This will make history, and we'll have a little bit of cheeky 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 fun in the meantime."
"I guess I'll join in, sometimes its okay to be a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 instead of nonchalant."
As the crowd cheers Dybala and Rasmus on, all of the other 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s join in and somersault towards the oily, hot, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, and sexy men. Dybala and Rasmus were already found shirtless, their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 muscles showing out to the public.
"Dybala I think I'm in love with you" Rasmus says to his pretty princess.
"Mmm... Ras... I think I'm in love too." Short and petite and coquette pretty princess Dybalalalalalla replies.
"You guys are so hot I'm already feeling so bloody 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂! 🇬🇧🇬🇧💂‍♀️" Damon, George, and Alex all say in unison. Joost and Ski Aggu were already so impatient and they immediately joined in with Dybala and Rasmus. They couldn't wait to get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on.
Still sitting in the stands, Graham starts sobbing quietly. He has always felt different from the others, as he wanted to get his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on in a different way. This felt very uncomfortable to him. Suddenly, a tall, white man approaches Graham.
"I feel like you should join these hot, sexy, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, oily men." Says the man.
"Who are you?" Graham asks, teary eyed.
"I'm Dixon Dallas. He's bouncin off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides~"
"Dixon Dallas I feel so inspired and grateful and happy and ohio and rizz I will join the sexy men." Graham replies. He feels like his life has changed after meeting Dixon Dallas.
Graham joins in, and everyone starts cuddling him like a little white uwu baby. They missed him so much.
All of the men drop to the ground and start making out on the field. The teammates of the teams are confused and are trying to act nonchalant.
"I love 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s!!" Someone on Man United screams.
All of the shirtless, oily, sexy, steamed and boiling hot 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 men are making out. History has been made in the Europa League. This eightsome has been so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 that they have set a world record for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴iest eightsome ever.
"Mmmm~ I'm boutta bust~" Aggu says. Damon thought to himself, mmm he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 right now and I love it~.
Lots of people left the game because of this 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 inchident, but only the true 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s stayed. Dybala the petite short coquette pretty princess gets up and starts hugging everyone and kissing them because he likes kissy kissy time.
"Wow! This uhh was so much better then uhhh playing FIFA" Rasmus says, and Rasmus loves FIFA.
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s end their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴iness so they don't go over their time limit. If they get a little too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 for a little too long, they get tired and piss in each others mouths. They all huddle around the petite princesses (Graham even though he's 6'0 and Dybala) and take a bow. Everyone in the stands cheer for an amazing 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴fest fag party!!!
The end. (don't get too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...)