Into the world of minecraft

It has begun

.......Huh?........ Were am I?...... I can't think straight...... I remember in my room listening to Vocoloids. I know I'm in the woods. Wait how do I get from my room to a forest? Wait I wasn't too great with shapes but why are the tree trunks square and not roundish? I look at my hands and.... I got No Fingers!!!! Just a square stub!!! WHERE THE HELL AM I!!!!! I need help....NOW! I run around like a dumbass. What else am i suppose to do? Huh? Even thou its sunny I see a light around the corner. I go for it. Oh its just a chest.... And of course its a square. -.- my god shapes. Im gonna open it.... If I had fingers. Theres a sign. "Punching is the key." Well I'm no Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan, but I punch the chest and it opened. Du nu nu NUUUU!! he he legend of Zelda. Anyway in the chest was a wooden axe, a couple apples, a compus, a clock, some sticks, a weird glow stick thing and a piece of paper. I put everything in my pockets surprised that all that fits,but I read the paper-

"Dear person,

Welcome to my realm. You must be wondering 'why am I here.' or 'who send me this paper.' sadly I can only answer one of those questions. You are here basically to survive my lil game. But if we shall meet then..... Well your smart right. Oh and that weird stick you now have will come in handy but can be only use once per monster. This your last warning. Now..... Let the games begin!!!"

Well.... That helped. I put the paper in my pocket. So this a game. Well where the tutorial at thou cuz I don't know what to do. I checked my clock its still early. But night isn't gonna be so peaceful so I better find a house. But judging that everything around me is wilderness I guess I should make a house. Hmmm this isn't gonna be easy but I'm a gamer, and gamers NEVER quit. I grabbed the torches around the chest and took the chest with me too. I bust out my sweet....wooden axe. "Sigh yup not easy." Even though its weak it will do. Already lets do this. I swing my axe and Wham! I the truck broke.that took a while,but it gets smaller and it just zooms to my pocket.... Ok whatever. Wait how is the tree still up?..... "Oh my god this 'game'. Whatever."

*a few hours pass*

"Phew! That took an eternity!!!" I spent the whole day chopping trees. At least I got some saplings so I can rebuild the the forest. I planted some for no reason. "Now to bulid a house....I need a some space." I walked away from the woods. I've seen "cabin in the woods" man fuck that. Sorry I just don't like that movie. Anyway I find a large open space next to a river and cave so I got resources at least. I start to build a small house nothing fancy but just to start. I put up the torches for light cuz its get dark. I checked my clock. Its 6:57 dame. I set my chest down and put my stuff in there. Now its time to sleep. I curl up on the oak wood I used to replace the dirt and waited to fall asleep....zzzzz......zzzz.