Live or Love ~Jack Johnson Fanfic~

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Sorry i suck at updates:/ Enjoy.

Story status: unedited
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Alaska's POV
I have NEVER eaten dinner that fast in all of my life. I mean I didn't even taste most of it, I just pished it into my mouth.

ANYWAY! That doesn't matter. What matters is that my evil plan to get revenge on Jack is coming together quite perfectly if i do say so myself. So I bet you are all wondering what i was so excited about. Let me say it like this: went to school website, went to directory, looked for Jack's address, found it, and lastly I am creating this lovely plan.

So, I have a question for you all: Would you rather egg a car or TP a house? Now I'm guessing some of you said 'I can't choose' or 'That's a hard one,' but some of you, the smart ones said BOTH! Now that is what I would choose.

If you still don't get ny plan you have the slowest brain ever, and I just gave you the biggest hint in the world. But anyway, I an going to take 2 dozen eggs and 5 rolls of TP to Johnson's house and egg his car and TP his house.

My plan is perfect, my one flaw is that he has a party tonight. And guess who's best friend said that we're going to show him how strong you are. Mine. So my plan is ruined. Or you hfcgcygis it?

"Abs do I have to go to this party? I have a plan and everything, and anything is better than his party!"

"Yes! You have to show him that you don't care! That you are a carefree spirit!-"

"Are you sure you are going to the party for my
benefit?"

"Yes, now drop the subject and let's get you to look sassy, classy, and a little bit nasty!" Grabbing my arm and pulling me to the stairs to go to my room.

"God you are so odd!" Laughing as we go into my room and straight to my closet. Abi makes me wait on my bed as she disappears in my closet while throwing certain stuff behind. But I realized something about most of the clothes she was putting behind her were either: black; looked tight; short; and/or gold. This is going to be an interesting night, I can tell.

"Ohhhh!!! I have found the PERFECT dress! And let me do you make up! OMG and totally wear your metallic back heels!"
(Above)

"Wow Abs, that is...actually really pretty." While changing into the dress then looking at the mirror.

"Judging by look on your face you are gonna have a great night tonight!" She says while looking for an outfit for her.

"Maybe... BUT I am still bringing the eggs!" I reply while puting on my shoes.

*time skimp to in the car at the party*

"You are leaving the eggs in the car or I will, and you know I will, crack one over your head!"
Abi threatened me as I tried to pit a few eggs into my purse, cause I still need to fulfil my plan. Also, I could already see a few teens drunk on the front porch and its only 7:30, so it would make a good self defense incase someone I tries something.

My and Abi leave the car and the first thing she says is: "I promise I won't leave your side." We'll see how long that lasts.

The front door was open so we just walked in, there was drunk teenagers, loud music, and people grinding on each other. Fun. Abi takes my hand and takes me straight to the kitchen then creates some sort of fancy alcoholic drink in a plastic cup. I reluctantly take a small sip and it burns like fire in my throat. She makes one for herself too, but downs it in about the two minutes she was with me.

"Well, looks like I'm on my own," mumbleing as I squeeze past the loopy teens, and make my way to the back. There was probably about six or seven teens out here, and they were hammered.

"Well at least there isn't a pool or there woukd be a lot more drunks out here," laughing to myself as I walk under a small tree and sit.

"What the heck are you doing here?" I hear a voice, it wasn't drunk, next to me a bit, but then I see a shadow. Yet, the voice sounded familiar so I didn't feel scared.

"Did you hear me or are you still deaf?" The voice said again but then a body came into my sight. He was about 5'11 and fit, but he was not who i would expect to be sober at a party like this...

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Cliffhanger! Ish!

So as i say every single damn time is i have no schedule! So seriously expect that in almost every authers note.

So... I wanted to tell you wanderful people the reason I decided to write a Johnson fanfic when there already so many.
Well i wanted to say was: There ARE NOT as many Jack Johnson fanfics as there is Gilinsky. Don't get me wring they are both AMAZING! But my point is Johnson is just as wonderful. They are both ery talented!

The feels tho! THE FREACKIN FEELS JOHNSON GIVES!

So on that note goodnight!

Goodnight my MAGCON Crew,

word count is: 912
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