Male abridged Alucard reader x Female helluva boss

Pilot

[ opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitza is walking in front of a whiteboard on the wall as she lectures her employees.]

Blitza: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.

[Moxxie gives her an incredulous look in response.]

Blitza: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Gir: Taco stand!

Blitza :Good one gir you get a treat ,throws gir some candy.

Gir:Thanks  Blitza

Blitza:Your welcome now okay anymore ideals

Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?

Y/N: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? 

Blitza:*thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, ma'am.

Blitza: *wraps her arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. I'm really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

[Blitza turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitza whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs and then we see y/n murdering someone and tearing them apart while that's happening we see gir lighting a fire and making S'mores . Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, Blitza ,y/n, and gir eating popcorn.]

Blitza: Ahh, those were the good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, ma'am. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.

Y/N: She does have a point blitza

Moxxie:At least y/n agrees with me

Blitza: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, ma'am.

Blitza: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie:Ma"am--

Blitza: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.