I was in a dark room. Everything was pitch black. It was like the world was collapsing and I was Helen Keller; blind and deaf. I felt myself turning around, but I had no control of where I was going. Just then the ground caved in and there were green hills with a variety of beautiful flowers layering it. An instant later, John Stamos started treading up the hill towards me. I was in awe, for he was glowing and looked unreal. He came close to me, leaning towards me as to whisper something, but he didn't. The next thing I know he turned around and a loud noise came out of his rear.
"AGH!" I screamed. John Stamos just blessed me with a fart as long as the universe and as loud the sound of all the cats in the world meowing in sync (very loud).
And then I woke up.
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A dream is a wish your fart makes
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